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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Now that turd-year 2016 is over, 2017 is going to be huge. 'Uge, if you will. And if you won't, then you WILL get a visit from Big Brother.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. I was about to call you SONY but I know shouldn't stereotype.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. I won't tell you about the slightly taller building right now. It's another story altogether.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. She asked me if I had any STD’s, I said none that I’m aware of but I still have that free U2 album on my iTunes I don’t know how to get rid of.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. Quit your fussin' and squirmin' about...mama's got your dang ol' dong in her mouth!!!

    By Wisemania,
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  6. If your Playstation 4skin won't eject try blowing on it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. In 2017, the most popular safe word is sure to be MAGA.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. That Kaiser in disguise there lungin' low near the gyser exclaims: 'ouch das ist heyser!!'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. So long suckies I am moving to the Yukon and opening up a cold dog stand!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. Jesus of Nazareth he was sneezin' his bladder up as Zack of Zaragosa yacked up bile with bits of samosa

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. I come from a lineage of very cool grandmothers. My nana's nana's nana, yes you heard right, my nana's nana's nana got jiggy wit it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. Of course I warned you to duck! What else could I have possibly meant when I yelled, "Spring is in the Air!"?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Escalator? I'd rather use the EscaNOW

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. lo and behold: margeret cho spans the globe

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. he said 'Hesiod' by the sea shore, while she sets hair nets beside him while he snores

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson, part of a complete Breakfast Club

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. A priest, the letter G, and a corn cob walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this a joke with corn added to extend a recurring catchphrase theme?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I don't eat meat cuz it's my roast belief

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. I know. Killing the mother bear in that fist fight assured those cubs' survival. Let's talk about later. Your 9th birthday. The ChuckECheese incident.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Though I'm not convinced the Pangea supercontinent existed, I imagine what life would be like if Florida were actually ripped from our land...

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. You wanna know what leaves a bad taste in my mouth? Leaves. Eating leaves.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. People think it's so great when caterpillars turn into butterflies. Not me! I'm tired of this PC culture and I think butterflies are the gross ones!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to itch and that rash will spread!

    By DorkyButCool,
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  24. I didn't choose to co-host this show about shoes,the host of Shoe Show Coast to Coast chose me, and chose my shoes! Now here's your host, Shloewst!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. My name is Scott Aukerman and if you believe that I have some Swamp Thing comics I can sell you!

    By JordanMaywood,
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