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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Being uncircumcised means having fleshy event horizon activity on your person.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Please allow me a moment to get Sirius. This offer for three free months of satellite radio ends soon.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Wherefore art thou, Alfa-Romeo? I'm pretty sure I parked you in section 5G.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. It seems only natural that a Greco-Roman wrestling match would end in a sword-fight.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Don’t forget to sign my change.org petition to have Figrin D’an and The Modal Nodes play the Super Bowl half-time show. Link in bio.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. I've weighed the pros and cons. 11 pounds to 16 pounds. Congratulations to the winner.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Mean dogcatcher steals your girlfriend? Evil aunt blames you for toppling a baby? Welcome to Tramp's America

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  8. Word puzzle of the day: take the 10-letter name of a red giant star that is a homonym of the title of a 1988 Tim Burton movie starring Winona Ryder, d

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Due to The Hays Code; Shirley Temple was forbidden from singing the original lyrics to "Good Shit Lollipop".

    By danceformyhorse,
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  10. Don't assui things. When you assui you make an ass out of you and I.

    By Lonely Shark,
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  11. The legendary triumvirate of Beetlejuice, Bloody Mary, and the Diego the Foot Man was shattered in 1977 when Cleveland resident Connie Calderdash only

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I knew her back when she just wrote murder; no obnoxious comma needed; before the creative writing classes and the booze.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Spray it, don't say it: the Fireman's creed

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  14. For me, writing catchphrases is like designing architecture.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  15. When I go to the zoo, the monkeys quote my catchphrases at me.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  16. I hope you enjoy these catchphrases; they were originally developed by German scientists in the 1940s.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  17. And the winner of the 2018 Tiny Corn Contest is Iowa’s own Gloria Defensterkrumpf and her infinitesimal cob of Cargill Sunborn Yellow Ultrasweet!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Oh give me a home, where the Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. I don't care if I never get back. I guess I live at the ball game now.

    By Lonely Shark,
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  20. I like my women, like I like my coffee. I'm just saying they're both things that I like.

    By Lonely Shark,
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  21. Bingo may have been his name-o, but I'm pretty sure Charades was his game-o.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. Car crash sound

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  23. Got a delivery for you . Looks like you ordered a case of The Mondays!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. You haven't lived until you have had Chicken Caviar.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack is touching a stranger's...CHEST. Now, he takes off her dress. Now, let me go.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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