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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 16 plus dolphin equals treehouse

    By ImDevinAnderson,
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  2. The following is an audiobook written and narrated by Scott Aukerman. Chapter 1: The Worst Episode Of 2017.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. old man looks at his wife *pause-2-3-4* - it could happen!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end I couldn't hold my bladder.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. I see London, I see France, I'm in the chunnel of course

    By BRich,
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  6. Thanks for cutting the crust off for me, Ma, but if it's all the same, I'm just going to throw this yogurt in the trash.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. You betta call your momma to pick you up from soccer practice... because I'm a terrible father and I went out "open mic'ing" with my "boys"

    By StanSitwell,
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  8. Hasta la pasta Erik Estrasta, I've got no time for CHIPs when I'm off to get my fix

    By StanSitwell,
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  9. Relax, it was all just a dream. Now bite down on this, and bend over. We need to retrieve that dream while it's still fresh.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Electricity bullshit or a catchy remake of the song "Signs". You tell me which Tesla is the real genius.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. Please bow your heads while the Reverend Fartswhilepraying delivers his legendary—and hilarious—benediction.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” is a word that begins with “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. What if the New World Order is real and run by the former WCW's NWO? Hollywood Hogan is omniscient. Omnipotent. Omnipresent.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Scientists have finally determined that two wrongs, in fact, do make a right. Don't fact check that.

    By macthenasty,
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  15. Don't show up to a game of Bananagrams wearing only your banana hammock. Nobody finds it clever, or appealing.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Pressing up, up, down, left, a,a, b,b, left, up will automatically allow you to skip to Plugs.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Speak softly, and carry a big stick. And also speak at normal volumes. And also set down the big stick sometimes.

    By EnjoysThings,
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  18. In this World we call Life, there is nothing more Here than Now.

    By EnjoysThings,
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  19. Good news, my lactose enzyme pill didn't give me HIV, What I'm saying is my lactaids lacked AIDS.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Noir you see me, Noir you don't. I contemplated this play on words as I sat staring out in to the cold

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Nudie mags showin me nude bags and floppy sock fillers

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. Feed the birds, Trump/Pence a bag. Trump/Pence! Trump/Pence! Trump/Pence a bag! CROOKED HILLARY RULES.

    By Reneenongman,
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  23. I guess the bloom's gone off that onion.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Do you miss the Puppy Bowl during the summer? This Augie doggy, get ready for the Corgi Orgy by Petco!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. I can feel you coming in the air tonight, keep it in your pants Phil Collins. I thought you said you cant hurry love

    By StanSitwell,
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