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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. McCoy smiles wryly as Spock shows a hint of emotion. Spock gives unironic thumbs up as he is lowered into vat of molten steel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 535 views

  2. Honoré de Balzac, brilliant French playwright and novelist. Henry the Ballsack, American purveyor of right-wing novelties.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 377 views

  3. Captain’s log: Doctor McCoy is very close to diagnosing Ensign Shapely’s mysterious condition—but it seems that he can’t see de forest for de trees.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 419 views

  4. Dammit, Jim—I’m a person doctor, not a ghost doctor. Wait, isn’t Shatner dead?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 513 views

  5. ¿Por qué? Porque. ¿Por qué? Porque. ¿Por qué? Porque.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 482 views

  6. STOMP! Or my mom will shoot The Blue Man Group!

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. So there we were chillin at the bar, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing right in my face! Needless to say, I was sprung.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 343 views

  8. Tropical thunder stole my hamster

    By The Exit-tainer!,   
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    • 440 views

  9. When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 358 views

  10. I, Scott Aukerman, being of sounds mind and hair, do hereby declare that this is officially, now and forevermore, the last remaining catch phrase....

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 425 views

  11. Whose woods these are I think I know - they're Jodie's woods, right?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. 16th-century astronomer Tycho Brahe died from a burst bladder due to holding his urine at a party out of politeness. More of a PSA than a catchphrase.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. actually, Frasier was the name of the doctor. the monster was tossed salad

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  14. People keep talking about Golden Showers, but with the amount of vodka they drink over there they were probably clear showers.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  15. The funniest act I've ever seen is that automaton and the bespectacled British musician, "A bot and Costello".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 368 views

  16. Gargantuan gargoyles gargling goblin seamen

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 390 views

  17. Yes, I met Billy Dee Williams and yes, the "Dee" stands for "Douchebag"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 523 views

  18. Find you a catchphrase that looks at you like this. [Apologies, image file too large to attach.]

    By Lamprey,
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  19. I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 314 views

  20. OK stop what you doin, cause I'm about to ruin, your 10 year old's perception of Humpty Dumpty

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 352 views

  21. Somebody once told me, 'Somebody once told me'... it was Steve Harwell of Smashmouth

    By StanSitwell,
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    • 693 views

  22. What? I have an innie. What a strange, strange question. How else would I poop?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 314 views

  23. I Know Why the Nic Cage Bird Sings, by Sir Nicolas Cage

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 438 views

  24. That IS a banana in my pocket, but actually I'm surprised to see you.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  25. Hang on. You want me to Auker, man? But I Gourley know her. I think she'd prefer a Lapkus.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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