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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I know you're new here, but swishing and swirling the toilet wine is both unnecessary and redundant.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. I’ll have the corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn and a wafer-thin slice of cornbread.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. As Albert Einstein once said: “Elsa? Where the hell are my pants!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. “You can’t always get what you want, unless what you want is corn, in which case you can literally get it at any restaurant in America.” Copyright 201

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. What this orgy needs is less mayonnaise.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. I sometimes have difficulty reading the "i" in words, so imagine the surprise when my kid's school announced the Annual Recital Event.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. I knew the Rock when he was just a pebble.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Don't call it a comeback. It's a hatchback. You really don't know cars, do you?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Groovy baby hot on the tail of star trek goddess as most popular boys name of 2017

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline. Since it's a sixth toe, I'm guessing she's born with it.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  11. My username is hammerboner420 but it appears on here as Alfredo Solis Fuentes, my real name. Need tech support help. Do not say on air.

    By fredsolo,
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  12. and I would've forgotten away with it too, if it weren't for your memorizing tips

    By RodneyWaberField,
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  13. Kenan and Kel, very underrated

    By RodneyWaberField,
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  14. if Leslie Nielsen watched X-files with no lights on, he'd be a bare naked gun 33 1/3

    By RodneyWaberField,
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  15. I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do is make erotic bookmarks

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  16. It's time to pucker-up, buttercup, because that fucker, Zuckerberg, put Smuckers jelly on his Fuddruckers burger.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. Earth is easily in my top 3 favorite planets

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  18. It's one pump, two pump, red pump, blue pump. If the jams aren't pumped up, contact your local jam provider.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  19. If you're not a Smurf, you shouldn't be using the S-word

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. I haven't gotten a bloody nose in a while. Maybe they caught the guy that was mailing them to me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. What's downward facing dog, hot yoga?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. Opposable thumbs sound great in theory, but all mine want to do is keep wrestling each other.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Let me mansplain my vasectomy to you.

    By EricWatson,
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  24. You can call me flippy, you can call me floppy, but don't call me slippy-sloppy!

    By NicholasRue,
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  25. Moses supposes his mitosis is roses but Moses supposes erroneously.

    By EricWatson,
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