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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ensign Cornwall...replace that I with an S, and the T with an O. Make it so.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. And you will know us by the trail of glow-in-the-dark prophylactics.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Let's cut to the Chase. Smash cut. Close up camera shot of Vincent Chase's face. Slowly pan out. Classic Vinny smile.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. WWDWD...What Would Dalton Wilcox Do?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. The Captain’s log. Fascinating. Just as I imagined it, but a bit stinkier, and with more corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I’d like to confess something. Let me start by introducing myself. Hello. I’m Curiosity J. Catmurderson.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Cuttlefish have the ability to camouflage themselves in any nearly environment. Right now mine is disguised as a plate of deep-fried nuggets

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. In order to recruit more millennials, the Navy has renamed Fleet Week as On Fleek Week. No diggity.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. The mythical Red Yeti ate all our spaghetti

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  10. You've heard of a triple threat, and a double fudge ripple threat, but we're what's known in the industry as pure twisted bloody nipple sweat.

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. I ain't never ran from nothing but the police, and by the police I mean the 80's band the police... they're creepy.

    By dad-of-ghost-son,
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  12. You can't stop this funky bus of funk

    By MrMoxie,
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  13. It's hard to stop a train

    By MrMoxie,
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  14. All I needed was a plain cake. The icing on the cake was just icing on the cake

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. How many roads must a road contain before you call it a road?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  16. Here I cop, broken hearted, at the mall and just Paul Blarted

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  17. It's sad being the fat man protecting his food from a flock of seagulls, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By sodapopcat,
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  18. The Edge's ledger details wedgiee and wedgier

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Trigonometrically speaking the bridge was engineered to perfection, yo mama's weight was the sole reason for the collapse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. Spry autistic children regretfully engaged in armed rubbery rubbery arms my arms are rubber

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. A bird in the hand is worth two in Eugene Levy’s eyebrows.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Ceiling cat is watching you skin that cat using a technique that departs from than the traditionally-accepted method of skinning cats.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. And lo, as though it were manifest destiny, my cheeks did spread from one edge of the bowl until t'other

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  24. R.I.P. Mr. Garrett from Alternative Facts of Life.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. My Life was great. Until I left it sitting in the milk too long.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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