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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Out of the mouth of babes... vomit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Eye Spasms, eye twitches. I loves you, and I wishes.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  3. Craft beers? They can drop the 'Y' all they want We still know they're up to something.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. A jersey suntan is worth a jew in my bush

    By IngmarTurdman,
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  5. Duck Twitter is a complete echo chamber. But they have no way of knowing that.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. There was an old woman who swallowed a fly—perhaps she’ll ANNNND she’s dead.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. These go to Eleven. And let’s get the poor girl a goddamn toaster so she doesn’t have to eat them frozen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Emperor Qin Shi Huang’s Terracotta Army ain’t got nothin’ on my Racist Obama Head Chia Pet Battalion.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. New tell-all reveals Jane's Addiction was Candy Crush.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Technically I'm not a case maker, but hypothetically? A case could be made.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Jack and Jill went up the hill and found Paul McCartney composing maybe the shittiest Beatles song.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Not long till hot thong get bot pong

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Oven mitts waiting tensely for their call to arms

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Sometimes you feel like a nut, other times it's a bit more nuanced, like a honey roasted cashew that's been flattened by an 18 wheeler.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  15. There's a big difference between perception and reality, but only a small gap between your two front teeth. Which do you propose we tackle today?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. Young adult fiction novels strewn across the lawn. Young adult fiction novels depicting male brawn

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. I prefer Plain White T's earlier work, like "Hey, Where Delilah?"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. You say it's a stroll through Arizona with the star of "Her" I say it's a Joaquin Phoenix walk in Phoenix.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Modern Family is a great show, but sometimes I'm a little taken aback by the racy jokes from Sophia Vagina.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. This is fifty percent catch. Fifty percent phrase. And a hundred percent signal of the end of days.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. I am going to open a restaurant called "Pizza Pizza Pizza" and really cube the market on pizza

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. My favorite Asian Aerosmith tribute band is "Sweet and Sour Emotions"

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. I finally tried some craft beers and I gotta say I did NOT care for the wood glue and glitter...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. "Pigs in a Blanket" are not manly enough for me. I only eat "Wild Boar in a Burlap Sack."

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 440 views

  25. You can't spell "Gazebo Obscenities" without Boobs!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 556 views
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