New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. You can lead a horse to water. I’m giving you permission.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, February 28, 2017
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2. They say the best things in life are free, that's why Songs of Innocence by U2 is my favorite record of all time!

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3. You can keep saying "Everything old is new again", but I'm not eating anymore of these milk chunks.

   By CaptPukeFish, February 28, 2017
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4. Once upon a time I drank some wine. I then moved to something stronger. Whiskey mixed with the blood of my enemies!

   By Bigsmak, February 28, 2017
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5. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then we play "find the eye", followed by arts and crafts, where eye gouging becomes mandatory.

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6. Liar Liar. Dead by Cancer. Said the Pastor. Fuck Moms funeral lets watch Nascar

   By sodapopcat, February 28, 2017
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7. Love it a lot like a former Pizza Hut. It's great from a distance, but upon closer inspection, the Pizza Hut store has been taken over by Subway.

   By Reneenongman, February 28, 2017
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8. I just spent two whole years catchi

   By MitchMcWiggins, February 28, 2017
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9. Find a penny, pick it up, wash your wands. When you pick up a penny, you pick up every penny that penny has ever been with.

   By dhxlive, February 28, 2017
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10. High thread count, low mortality rate. Low thread count, hi how are you going mate

    By yodellingwalrus, February 28, 2017
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11. Remember this, all you neigh-sayers, no one can understand any of your horse shit.

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12. Call you up in the middle of the night, like a firefly without a... you interrupted and said, "Dude, its 2 am, I'll call you tomorrow" and hung up.

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13. I said maybe, you're going to be the horse that neighs me, Because after all, you're a horse in a stall.

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14. theres many a slip tween she butt and you lip

    By KrangkaDelic, May 10, 2017
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15. Aloha means nothing to the whales and Namaste is just another Hallmark Holiday.

    By AlexBascoKoch, February 28, 2017
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16. I know when that hotline bling. That can only mean one thing. You'll be dead in 7 days. You just watched The Ring.

    By Mister Malaka, February 28, 2017   

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17. You've heard of 2chainz but 2 bangz ?

    By AdamBladeCapuana, February 28, 2017
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18. Welcome to comedy ring ding, I'm block-socks-for-men aka hey-nong ham-man the titular jokes-boy. Now who's ready to get their laugh on hyena style? Or

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19. Baby got back. Grandma got the ankles. I'm a thigh man myself. Hi - we're the Chompies your new cannibal neighbours.

    By SideofMcG, June 10, 2017
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20. Sir, please stop trying to rub my belly like a good boy

    By j.ferracuti, March 1, 2017
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21. ♫ My name's Playwright Will and I'm here to say / It's fun to write in an iambic way ♫

    By Sparky Funbuck, March 1, 2017
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22. Slattery's battery was flatter on Saturday so rather than smash that vee he matter of factually flipped on Love Actually, spat splat and then z'ed

    By KrangkaDelic, March 2, 2017
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23. My self owns my cell phones. Mice. Elf. Oh no, this was uncalled for.

    By Horse For A Brother, March 2, 2017
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24. Greasy elbows fried up and served with a side of nips

    By yodellingwalrus, March 2, 2017
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25. Halliburton, Schmalliburton, I just know Daddy needs his bazookas!

    By Horse For A Brother, March 2, 2017
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