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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Unlike the Admiral; Captain Gooselips softly admired my seminal vesicles.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 394 views

  2. I ordered a BLT not DMT, you dyslexic time leviathan, now gather your tentacles and go sludge your wares some place else.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 454 views

  3. A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your whistle, and a dime for your time, i'll give ya a quarter to be on my podcast because I need a guest.

    By Lasko Lakewood,   
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  4. "Pyramids are for Grain, Skulls are for Brain"--A memoir by Dr. Ben Carson

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. Ma in her kerchief and I in my hat, had just settled in for a long winters fuuuuuuuck

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. His actions were unconscionable. His attempts to give a marine mollusk leg bones were un-conch-shin-able

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  7. Hey autocorrect - glow duck your shelf!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Let's pour some 40 out for our homies, and for the bronies? A swift malt liquor enema.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, squatting over a fish, making it rain up in da club.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Father is a friend, Mother is an enemy. Brother is a darling, sister is afraid of me. Hi, I'm Scott.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  11. All work and no play makes Jack a ticklish doughboy.

    By MrChiggins,
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  12. Hey guys... have a happy hamburger.

    By Steveystyle,
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  13. PB&J: the best combo since sliced and bread.

    By MrChiggins,
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  14. Prints developed under red lights in the darkroom, while Prince developed his signature sound under red lights on stage...

    By AndrewLeVoir,
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  15. Dear Mr. Aukerman: We regret to inform you that your application for corn-picker at McLiverneck Farms, Inc. has been rejected. Sincerely, Yo Mamma.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. What’s up, corn dog!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Whoa whoa whoa there, Jimmy—you’re saying you “cracked corn” all day? What the hell am I paying you for? And what the hell even is “cracking corn”?!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Take care young one, the jungle is no place for little boys. That place is teeming with pedofiles

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. The girth of a Zucchini, goes soft in hot water like fettuccine

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. All of your base are belong to us. Except Ace of Base, they belong to everyone

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. To see beyond one's eyes. Transcendence Catalyst. Ancient practice, shamanic rite. Stoned ape legacy.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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  22. I'm doing well, thanks - please, come in! So Davids bedtime is 8, and I'll be back by 9. Theres pizza on the counter, help yourself.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  23. Call me today, call me tomorrow, just don't call me Late for dinner. That'll summon the hell beast

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. Me and my friends call ourselves the Adam Fandlers. I unironically masterbate standing up.

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  25. Truss me. I know what it's like to have a hernia.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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