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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Best in show s'got bitches in tow

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Ceiling cat is watching you shuck corn. Shuck it baby. Meeeeooooow...shuck it real good.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I said a hip, a hop, a hippy to the hop / Jimmy cracked corn and he don’t stop

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. To the Bang Bang boogie put yo hands in the air / Jimmy cracked corn like he just don’t care

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. the foetus beat us by way of treatice but next time ill bring pete, gus and cletuses sweet puss, 'n thus be a little less easy to defeat us

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. A big special thanks to Visine. There wasn't a dry eye in the house.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. What's that Lassie? You're craving the power of speech to tell us to go fuck ourselves? Oh no.... Timmy's stuck in the burning barn again. Gotcha.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Now with all new whitening formula... it's the Mathletics team of the Ku Klux Klan!

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I got fleas, they're multiplying and I'm losing my job.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Treacle down economics. Molasses-based entrepreneurs rejoice!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Stop the presses, french, bench or otherwise. Mama's hambone performance is back on.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  13. "Rig boats not elections!" And other lame mariner slogans.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Last night I had a dream about E.T. and Yoda fucking! #blessed

    By Travis.Welch,
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  15. Aukerman in the streets / Party Man in the sheets!

    By trecoolx,
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  16. You might not like the guy stuffing cigarettes inside those chairs, but you can't say he doesn't put butts in seats.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. A slap on the hand is worth two on the tush.

    By LilStinky,
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  18. The cunning linguist finally met his match when the master debater came on the floor of sexual congress.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Two roads diverged in a yellow cornfield, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. 99% of good boyes are just waiting for your essence to ebb long enough for them to hamstring and then eat you, arsehole first

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. late teens are natures late teen sex dolls

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. For those about to ROCK! We humbly ask that you don't. We just got little Timmy to bed.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. But please, sir, put your pants back on.

    By DaveSheir,
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  24. Preston Sturges repressed yon urges lest mon splurges

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. On today’s Comedy Wait...What?, we’ve got almost-dead priest Father Rottie McGangrene and the lil’est guest ever, Itty Wee Bitsums.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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