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1. If any one entity had a hand in creating our universe, it was Neil deGrasse Tyson. How else would he know what he knows? Books?!?! Ha!

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2. Golf is a relaxing outlet for many, including yours truly. What's more calming than excessive drinking and harassing the beverage girls?

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3. Jimmy, I know you think I don’t care, but if cracking corn is that important to you, then you do you, buddy. You do you.

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4. Considering the amount of un-cracked corn at the scene, the murderer couldn’t have been Jimmy.

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5. Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Three. The Yellow Ribbon means they've been falsely convicted. Free the Ole Oak Three!

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6. Podcasting impresario Smooth Talkerman, reporting for bootie!

   By ChazFremontIII, March 16, 2017
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7. rub 'n' tug Vs hug 'n' suck ...

   By KrangkaDelic, March 16, 2017
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8. guido de montefeltro was the original fire emoji

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9. A dark night in a midwestern state with a lapsed ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture committee—Slob Coberman, Corn Advocate

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10. Peeps-ing Tom loves to watch you eat Easter candy in the nude

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11. I think this Mars simulator is broken—I appear to be tied to a virtual cross in a corn field, and there’s a spooky kid named Malachi yelling at me.

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12. When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of corn, that's not cool, man.

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13. Women want me and men want to be me and some men also want me which is fine I'm Scott Aukerman.

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14. Did you hear Michael Rapaport's retort about the report on Rapaport's rapport with reporters?

    By Mister Malaka, March 16, 2017
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15. Idle hands are the devil’s tools at least until Home Depot takes away their “no devils” policy.

    By DaveSheir, March 16, 2017
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16. What's up doc? Up my butt that is. Are you performing my colonoscopy?

    By Eltudio, March 17, 2017
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17. kindly discomfort your bum for me, please. your comfortable bum is displeasing to me.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis, March 17, 2017
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18. a tree falls in the forest of your wildest dreams ...do you stop masturbating for a bit to check it out?

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19. A machine that can punch my face into coinage? I have to say I'm impressed.

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20. one note samba now new twelve note samba. or vice versa. nothing matters anymore

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21. He was once but a young man, with a young man butt. Now he's...Butt Youngman: Ass Lawyer.

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22. The wonderful thing about tiggers? They know how to keep their goddam fucking mouth shut.

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23. Shaving is a lot like riding a bike; it hurts if you get it wrong

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24. After going big ball bowling, Bay City boxer Butterbean likes to baste a butterball while watching a ball game

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25. My kitten overdosed on a new type of catnip strain called Curiosity, what an idiom!

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