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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No brain farts. Ass only!!

    By Leche Butt Smuggler 69,
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  2. Hell is for children, so for legal reasons I guess I can't really go there after all

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 247 views

  3. Hot quiz pop shot

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 225 views

  4. It is not enough to Whip. Others must Nae Nae.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  5. Th)e squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 200 views

  6. Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you. Also the cops are here because you're a pedophile

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  7. "Keep going I'm almost there" was a really bad choice for a safe word.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 218 views

  8. If anyone knows the meaning of life I doubt it's Jordan van der Sloot

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 208 views

  9. I make being covered in poop look GOOD!

    By gibberingfool,
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    • 131 views

  10. God only hooked up with a virgin because it was his first time too

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  11. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take, and that's a pretty sweet shot percentage."

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 207 views

  12. Four score and seven years ago, we were seven years younger and NOT down by four scores.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 209 views

  13. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers; A peck of pickled peckers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the fuck is Peter Piper getting all these peckers? Peter Piper, that pecker pickling motherfucker!

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 553 views

  14. I would rather regret the things that I have done, than the things that I have not. And that is why I shit in the pool, officer

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 205 views

  15. I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

    By Slappywhite,
    • 0 replies
    • 214 views

  16. The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty. The Peeping Tom sees you jerking off a lot.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 194 views

  17. Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans, but it is also a cereal.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 216 views

  18. I bet Subway Corporate has a shitload of life-sized Jared cardboard cutouts sitting in a warehouse somewhere. 

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 199 views

  19. The queen bee may rule the hive, but she still makes just 79 cents for every $1 a male drone bee earns. 

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 167 views

  20. If you Oingo my Boingo, I'll fister your sister!

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 172 views

  21. There's no "I" in team, but there are TWO in finger-fucking and fisting. Sooooooo, that's somethin', huh?

    By Slappywhite,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  22. “Crypto currency? Take off the “o” and then you’ve got something!” said the Crypt Keeper.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 168 views

  23. I don’t think these flies ever even cared about the fruit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 169 views

  24. I am the least racist catchphrase submitter you will ever meet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  25. I wish my genitals were pixelated.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 170 views
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