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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My mind is tellin' me no, but my body... Oh. Actually, it turns out they both say no.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Fat Albert, you’re just like that infertile cat; no kitten.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. "Ay Papi" is either a sexy saying or a serious health condition.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  4. Born too late to explore earth and born too soon to explore space. But hey, we've got Tony Danza and fidget spinners.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  5. MILK MILK MORE MILK / GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MILK

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. You know when you try to poop, and nothing comes out except a fist-sized mass of live ticks? What?! No, me either.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Pepsi was found dead in its apartment Friday night, guess it WASN'T okay

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Jesus Dr. Melman, the last guy who filled my cavities just wanted 20 bucks and a ride home

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. My preferred pronouns are this/job and sucks, amIright?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Thanks to repetition, my happiness is now inexorably linked to hand clapping. It hurts so much

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Did I stutter?! No, seriously, I have a speech disorder and short-term memory loss.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I had a great idea for a sex toy company until Beyond Meat came along and stole my name

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Penis pump on the front, butt pump on the rump, I’m gonna ride til I can’t no more

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Pummel me with pumice... gone be the last of the hummus. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Bazinga

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. I just want “I Just Want My Pants Back” back.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Ransomware ransomware put me under underwear

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Be your best self, poop your best dress slacks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. After all these years, I still set a plate for my dad every Thanksgiving. Which he eats, because he's still alive. Unlike your shitty dad

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. The person who needs the lesson " a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" , might have hygiene problems bigger than estimating the value of their pets..

    By the jav,
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  21. I find it a bit far fetched to say that every history writer is named Victor

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. Where does all the poop go?

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. "Stinkor" is a fairly unbecoming name for a purported master of the universe

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Gumby may have a thicc dick but Pokey’s got a log for a hog (they call him Pokey for a reason)

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,   
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  25. When outside you see day best go back inside to binge anime. But when daytime turns to night that is the best time for hentai delights!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,   
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