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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "And THAT'S the way the cookie crumbles!', my mom said while showing me her Kegel exercises. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  2. Fruit flies are attracted to fruit. Butterflies are attracted to butter. The whole thing just makes total sense.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  3. I’m so happy I could shit…and so sad I could eat it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. It's not what you think Your Honor, my son was missing, and the photo of his conception was the only picture we could find

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I’d love to know the wiping strategy of those leaving unflushed turds in public restrooms.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Plumbing fixtures are sentient, and they get lonely if you dump them in an alley. Let that sink in for awhile

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. They should make a movie about my cat

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Mr. Aukerman is my father, please call me Mr. Aukerboy.

    By Philo-Of-Ohio,
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  9. May we adjoin our groins in the name of Dogecoin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. A vampire can’t come inside you unless you ask them to.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. I like my porn the way I like my horror movies. With lots of screaming, bodily fluids and black men being finished first.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  12. Why do you wear your mom’s t-shirts? That’s so weird.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Time to rob them graves, dudes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. I don’t want to be here

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I was vegan for twelve years, then I bit my tongue

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. And then God said unto Abraham, "I'm bored, go Gallagher your kid on top of a mountain or whatever"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I'm burning because of you. I'm a vampire and you gave me gonorrhea.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. I guess both of Luke Skywalker's hands feel like someone else when he's crankin it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. The sponsors of this episode are all Nazi sympathizers, so shop accordingly

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I’m writing a sitcom with a sassy, Italian matriarch named ‘Mia’. Gonna call it, “Mamma Mia” and you can’t stop me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. If you can't handle me at my worst, you must not be immune to lava. I'm made of lava at my worst.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. My Roomba turns 13 tomorrow. now I need to throw it a bot mitzfah

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  23. With a wistful glance towards the last light in the western sky, Jimmy calmly unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and began urinating directly into Mrs. Baselby's front porch mailbox.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  24. For a change of pace this episode will be limited to just 3 9/11 references

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  25. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy today sadly lost his long battle with cancer.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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