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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The son of the King of Naples? Or the King of the Son of Naples? That's what they say, folks: Bring me a ton of staples.

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  2. As we say in the Human Resources Department, this time, it's personnel.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. Eat your hearts out, contortionist cannibals!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. I know what you're thinking - did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth it doesn't matter. We don't count shots in pool.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I've heard of Pokemon Go but Poke Your Mom's Hole? Yes I've heard of that too - I was doing it last night. Respectfully of course.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I'm not the kind of man that gets into fights. No, I prefer to think of myself as a boy. A constantly fighting boy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. If I thought for one second this rabid flesh-eating zombie was going to actually eat people's flesh I would never have voted for him in the primaries.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Let us go. Lettuce grow. Lettuce grow.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. Well that's the weather, back to you in studio Dan!

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise - it's now a strip mall! Fuck you teddy bears.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. With a Yipee-Aye-Ay, a Toodle-Pip-Doo and silly ol' Ha Ha Ha! We're off to town, to do our work - it's a merry band of abortionists we are!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Xenophobic? I sure am. Haven't you seen those Alien movies?!

    By punkrawkprincess69,
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  13. Have a fuzzy on your wuzzy? Oh, Scuzzy knows, my dear boy. Scuzzy knows.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  14. Sully likes his women like he likes to land planes. With no landing strip in sight.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, then Humpty humped them all. The Kings horses were never the same again.

    By NitinKumar,
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  16. When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, I'm going to ask him what all this frenzied hoopla is about.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  17. i'm just so tired of all these caught phrases

    By Smozi,
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  18. I know your dad was a respected farmer, but I have to advise against using this eggplant emoji on his tombstone.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, unless there's an odd number of cyclopes

    By FoxWinters,   
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  20. I'm your host with the Jost welcome to Weekend Update

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  21. Christmas in July, Thanksgiving in June, Halloween in May, I need a new calendar

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  22. Slippy nippies don't get sippies

    By Dr. Airdrums,   
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  23. He's the type of guy that was born on 3rd base and thinks he kicked a slapshot; his lack of modesty only outdone by his lack of basic sports knowledge

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. Just pee on it and sing me Christmas carols, like you promised.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Robin Hood got some wood whenever he strung his bow; but when he fired, his body tired, and he couldn't fire his bow.

    By Frenchfries,
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