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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Does the mouthfeel of this Nosh B’Gosh Kosher Weenie Hole leave you Unprecedentedly Satisfied, Satisfied, or Puking Guts Out Due To Rare Food Allergy?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  2. Hey it's me Scott Aukerman and I was born right here in Georgia! <[hold for applause]> Ok anyone who didn't clap just now GET THE FUCK OUT.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Good luck flower girl, there's no flies on those cookies

    By KevinBows,
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  4. After the cameras stopped rolling, Uncle Jessie gave a blowie to Danny Tanner and Uncle Joey

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. Lately this forum has been more active than Richard Simmons at a Bette Middler concert in the late 80s, Ya know Chachi.

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. Our love was a lie. It was wet spaghetti the whole time. High five! Oh, I forgot you were just a dolphin. Man this life raft smells like dead dolphin

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Jet fuel can't melt steel. But love can. What I'm trying to say is it's 9/11 in my heart every time I see you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. NASA faked the moon landing, but the poon landing was real, and now you have herpes. Game. Set. Match.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. How art thou doing, oh fair roasted wiener nestled in thine beautiful coat of spongiferous baked wheat?

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  10. Moving to the country, gonna watch a lot of Beaches... the one with Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  11. I've heard of fastidiously harvesting organs, but an Oregon harvest festival?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Oh! To be back in the land of cotton where the subtle racism can be forgotten.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. God didn't make me. I made myself... out of Play Doh!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. Paul's poorly prepared pork promptly propelled poop to the potty.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  15. Nothing could be finer than to be in Caroliner and be watching while Rob Reiner takes a dump outside a diner.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. In an audacious display of nefariousness, the Cornburglar has struck again—and the Jolly Green Giant is totally butt-hurt about it, if you know what

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Pro tip from Cornpone the Avenger: "Hey kids! Never count your cobs before they're shucked. See you next time byeeeeee!."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I've seen fire and I've seen rain/I've seen fields of corn that I thought would never end/I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend/But I

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. God made Adam and Eve, not Horace and Pete

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. worst case scenario, we all OD on donut holes

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. George Washington's skeleton cries a tear of joy every time a brave young American finishes a shower beer

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Can't we all just get a long dong?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  23. Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish called Wanda

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Everyone loves Raymond except The Haters of The Raymond, proud and noble Raymond haters since 1468

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Have to do this? It's a privilege to do this, thank you very much!

    By KristophShapercutter,
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