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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "It's like shaving your mother - sans boner." - Gregory Peck

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. When looking through the telescope I spied Venus, your anus, and your penis. I married your penis, fucked Venus, and totally killed your anus.

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. Nine out of ten doctors agree that tenth doctor is an asshole, but damn if he isn't good with his hands

    By PlumbusMaker,
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  4. Meet the Press? More like Veggie the Pull!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  5. Mrs. Hoffman rarely saw her husband anymore. He said it was because she never topped of the gas tank after using the car. My advice to her was...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. Spill em all and let Maude sort em out. Maude has OCD and we like to have fun. God, I wish I was dead.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. I like my crusts stuffed and my ears muffed.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Break a Leg. As We All Know, You Can't Make a Lomelet Without Breaking A Leg.

    By SeanSakimae,   
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  9. Who's down, cold cat?

    By jerseypin,
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  10. I've been a crime fighter for nigh on seventeen years now if you count eating donuts in my boxer shorts as crime fighting that is.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Arguably an astoundingly atrocious appetizer, award-aggregating actress Amy Adams' acorn and anchovy applesauce altogether annihilated her Annual Augu

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. We got cream crackers, jam snackers and paddy whackers - that's why they call us the Knick Knackers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. you need this in your life

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Hello, fellow!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. A whimsical tale of magic and splendor, Toy Story 4: Woody changes his gender.

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. Many Bothans died to bring us these Crunchwrap Supremes.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  17. The hate I have for this particular city is matched only by the hate I have for disabled people

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. Four foul foals, clip clop trip hop, and more all on tonight's American Bridle!

    By MyLifeISThunder,
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  19. up your ass with an ice cold carafe of the finest vine piss and swine vinaigrette

    By greazey_bob,   
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  20. You guys wanna see a dead body? You do? That's gross. I'm telling my mom. I never really liked you guys anyway. The end.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Stop picking at it and just let the flies do their thing.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Billy Joel flew to Calgary on Sunday to plead his case

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Bull Durham? Bull! Durrrrr. Ham. I'll have the ham, please.

    By scottxwatkins,
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  24. Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina. Hey! it's Diahann Carroll's vagina!

    By scottxwatkins,
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  25. Bathroom enthusiasts, please have your birth certificates and genitals ready for inspection!

    By scottxwatkins,
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