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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Big ups to flags of all stars and stripes.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 399 views

  2. Your breasts are like two nongs, twin nongs of a gazelle.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 399 views

  3. that old walrus talks his own game up but in reality his stuff has always sucked. rhymes with ducked.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 291 views

  4. The toaster goes ding, the oven goes bing, the microwave goes mmmbop

    By Max Power,
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    • 504 views

  5. xBox trek socks fred rocks and COLLEGE GIIIRRRLLLSSSS

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. if you're going to do the bat dance, you better wear your bat pants

    By phat burglar,
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  7. A titillating tangent twerks topically to the next talking point

    By waitingfortheflood,
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  8. Chantilly lace with a pretty face via database, oh you fat chicks in space!

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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    • 405 views

  9. Hey folks! It's 2 for 1 drinks tonight! Regrettable decisions all-round!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 360 views

  10. I would rather die a thousand deaths than go to bed before I finished this level of Uncharted 4.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 425 views

  11. Question #1: Curling is to the Olympics as blank is to anal.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 441 views

  12. Wrap your gifts in camouflage to conceal your presents.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  13. I've got my bicycle, I've got my suitcase. Now, won't you stop smiling because I'm leaving this place.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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    • 381 views

  14. Once, I killed a man. I felt nothing.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 426 views

  15. It's greater to have loved and lost than to never have made excuses for the odd sounds from your basement.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 438 views

  16. Often my wit is stymied, more often than moronic. And yes, my dear, I do in fact think that it is ironic.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  17. You know, Vladimir...I'm starting to think you don't even WANT to have unfettered power over all of humanity!

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 415 views

  18. And knowing is half the battle droid's primary mission objectives. Then 25% kicking ass & 25% snaking drains. Plumbot 3000, do you copy?!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  19. methinks pee stinks, meknows jizz flows. meponder poopoo yonder

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 389 views

  20. You can always count on numbers.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. Opinions are like assholes, and so are you, asshole.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. All characters in this podcast are zombies. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely a vestige of mortal being.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. I only do clean jokes. For instance, "Mr. Clean is a dirty fucker"

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  24. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll crash back to Earth, burn up in the atmosphere, or die of space exposure.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 384 views

  25. I'm Ira Saucerman. Each week on our show we choose a theme, bring you different kinds of stories on that theme. Today's show, Farts 'n Stuff.

    By Albert_Edison,
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    • 387 views
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