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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Knotty pine is great for paneling, naughty pine is only good for paddling

    By RichieMillennium,
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  2. I don't care if it's cultural appropriation, I'm gonna dreadlock my pubes!

    By Antifa Supersoldier,
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  3. Hardwood floors should just be called wood floors.

    By Antifa Supersoldier,
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  4. Fonzie still says "ay" a lot, but now it's a question because his hearing aid doesn't work

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Back in my day, the only thing quote/unquote "gay" in an Archie comic was all the latent homosexuality

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. The world nowadays is like the Canadian Mint: It doesn't make any cents. Or mints.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Chilling like Bob Dylan will take on a whole new meaning after he's cryogenically frozen next April.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Ewe Talking Hugh Too, Tomei?

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Fluffalo Fluffalo Huffalo Huffalo. I'm sorry I'm afraid I don't read Harry Potter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Tedious Socialites are known as Zaza Gabores.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Get your accountant name by becoming employed as an accountant and introducing yourself to your colleagues.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Memetown, summer in the city. Back of your neck, taking selfies, feeling pretty.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. If you kidnap a kid napping you get a Tautology Prize. And 10 years.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. They say that the Wintergreen Grizzly is the deadliest Bear....

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. Knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone. This old man faced bestiality charges and was shunned from society.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  16. Ass, Cash, or Mama Cass. No matter what, Hulk Smash.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. Don't linger when you have a chance to finger a ginger, get in her!

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  18. Licorice? Sure, if she washes it.

    By SirRoocha,
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  19. The doctor was a woman on Dr. Woman, premiering last year on TV.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. And that mans name? Alvin Einstein.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. When you're 12 and really nerdy and you're feeling wet and turdy, Diarrhea of A Wimpy Kid.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. Surgeon General's Warning: Eating too many Hamburgers may make you Wimpotent.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. 99 bottles of beer on the wall... On the wall?! What kind of full blown psycho hangs 99 bottles of beer on the wall?! I'll take one from the frigde, thank you.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  24. Don’t let the door hit you where the good doctor split you, Siamese twins!

    By Church bus truck nuts,
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  25. Crock Potterman, cook me some sweet beef stew

    By teedle,
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