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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've been informed my wife is an informant for my former ant intern!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 253 views

  2. What the world needs now is an old-fashioned animal-fucking pantheon

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 347 views

  3. Gassy Francis, Gassy Francis, come swallow a book

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 305 views

  4. Go dig up the dead dog, old man Timmy fell in his beef wellington again!

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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    • 272 views

  5. Omg, it’s hug time!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 245 views

  6. My mother started collecting history books when she hit menopause and now all she has is Time Periods.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 303 views

  7. The high prices at this prosthetic supply store are costing me an arm and a leg.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 269 views

  8. Sometimes you knock the fart and sometimes the fart knocks you, fartknocker.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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    • 371 views

  9. Dance like no one’s watching your respirator lose power.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. Viagra, Niagra, Ooh I wanna drag ya To Bermuda, Latuda, If you're in the mood yeah, Adirondacks, Adderall Baby why don't we all For-get the Alamo-oh With Prozac and Lexapro!

    By FlankSumatra,
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    • 306 views

  11. Isn't it nice? Isn't it neat? It certainly is now that my erection's complete.

    By HangDongMan,
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    • 206 views

  12. If there’s one thing I know, it’s that Scatman Crothers was the shit.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 316 views

  13. Life ain’t so simple when you’ve got a nipple pimple.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 330 views

  14. Let your fingers do the porking.

    By masonreloaded,
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  15. You wouldn't know Ebola from Shinola, pal... and by the way, you're projectile vomiting black bile.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 309 views

  16. Let us give thanks for this corn, and for that one episode of Star Trek with the Gorn, because that was awesome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 259 views

  17. The only thing necessary for the triumph of weevils is for good corn farmers to do nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 245 views

  18. I’d rather have an Uncle Hieronymus than a hairy unclonymus.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 324 views

  19. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Always late to work, got fired. Wife left me, kids won't call. But you know what I got? Family.

    By bottle in a genie,
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  20. You can take half my money, but you’ll get my bumper pool trophies when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, Sheila.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 321 views

  21. A-Tisket A-Tasket, a Green and Yellow Basket, because I puked up my Triscuits in it.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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    • 375 views

  22. Break A L'egg. Because You Can't Make a L'Omelette Without Breaking a L'egg.

    By Snapanese,   
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    • 172 views

  23. I've never been punch drunk on love, but I did once drunk punch a dove

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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    • 271 views

  24. Don’t get freaky with tzatziki or put tahini on your Wiennie. Keep the hummus out your bum-us. Or you’ll have to douche with Bab ganoosh

    By Blabia St. Hyman,
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    • 321 views

  25. AAH LOOK OUT A SPIDER

    By Blolf Witzer,
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