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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Remember the Alamo! Unless it's the place where you lost your favorite two-toned Vuarnet sunglasses while vacationing with your parents in the 90s. In that case, fuck the Alamo to shit!

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  2. Seymour the sailor sails the seas of Belize when his sails seize the breeze. He also believes that vaccines spread disease! Aww, jeez!

    By Mayor Poopy Doody-On-Me,
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  3. Learn from my mistakes: don't open a pet store called Neutered by Nature

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. some say technology has advanced but the telephone only has twelve keys and is easier to use than a computer keyboard!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  5. I don't believe in chastity belts, but I'll take some chastity Air Jordans if you got a pair.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. I'm not PantsLESS, I'm PantsFEWER.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Nobody wants to hear about back from the dead John Lennon masturbating in his RV.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  8. This too shall pass gas out of its ass.

    By GhostbusterKeaton,
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  9. I've been trying my whole life trying to pitch catchphrases when really I should have been trying to catch them

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  10. I went around the horn only to find out I was the horn all along and I wept

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  11. put cat nip on your penis tip and let your feline grip it until you drip

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  12. Your mom sells ho-shells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Baseball fun fact: “Can of corn” is a term referring to a can of corn thrown at an outfielder by a naughty fan to keep him from catching a high, slow, easy fly ball.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Zeno of Elea walks halfway into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Baseball fun fact: 1902 Ithaca Haberdashers pitcher Hieronymus Crabknuckle was notorious for using lightly-masticated corn silk to lubricate his balls.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of those tiny dog coats.

    By Elvish Presley,
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  17. Hamburger helps those who hamburger help themselves.

    By Elvish Presley,
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  18. Today's bidet is tomorrow's sorrow. Prepare for the singularity.

    By IrishSetterSweater,
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  19. How many carry-ons could Jim Carrey carry-on if Jim Carrey could carry carry-ons?

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  20. Lloyd Grossman rolls my gonads!

    By Chungus Bungus,
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  21. Snooze Alarms: Alas-No More Z's

    By Chungus Bungus,
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  22. Once a pawn o’ time, now a Queen’s Bishop of space.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  23. Meta Hari. Is that something?

    By sandman,
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  24. I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I'm deathly afraid of feathers, please let me stop doing this dance

    By RaeOfSun,
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  25. I can make a mean omelet, it's angry, it's pissed, it's throwing spit wads at the teacher.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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