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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Adele atop your lap, on a Dell laptop. Rollin’ in her deeply on a Lower-end PC, keep Googling your Bing, replacing spank-banks worldwide since 1998.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  2. If you'd like to just wrap your cock in a £10 note, i'd be very satisfied

    By Hoofwanking Bucklecunt,
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  3. Honk once for the ass-whooping of your life. Honk twice if you're passing on the left.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  4. They don't make 'em like they used to. The 'Em factory is all robots these days.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Charles Manson humming tunes by Hanson. It ain't a good show unless you get Charles Dance on.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 294 views

  6. Nothing scares me, my middle name is Danger. My first name is Rodney and my last name is Field, I get no respect.

    By masonreloaded,
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  7. I’m old and I’m paste-y, but my nuts are quite tasty.

    By masonreloaded,
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  8. One for sorrow. Two for joy. Three to get ready. Let's go on a killing spree!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 297 views

  9. Radiohead? More like Made-a-your-bread because this is a bakery and I am a baker.

    By Badgerhands,
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  10. Rude nudes chew barbecued foods in lewd moods and subdued longitudes.

    By transgendersiberianhusky,
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    • 184 views

  11. "Glad we're finally seeing eye to eye" my optometrist whispered as he moved even closer.

    By transgendersiberianhusky,
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    • 190 views

  12. Once bitten. Never smitten. What's for dinner? Please don't say kitten.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. You want tray bakes? Go talk to that stoned waiter.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 277 views

  14. Avocad-is as avoca-does.

    By Chungus Bungus,
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    • 238 views

  15. If life gives you Gibbons, make Leezanade!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Care for a skin soufflé? It’s just started to rise...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 321 views

  17. Einstein was such a math genius that his foreskin was actually fiveskin instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. There once was a man from Nantucket. Who asked his sister in law to secure a respectful distance between them to ensure no funny business. Amen.

    By RoofioRick,
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  19. Who is-not al-lowed to go on Dis-ney pro-per-ty M . I . S . - T . E . R . - M . O . U . S . E .

    By slowestjogger,
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  20. O Comedy, Comedy, wherefore art thou Comedy? Shall I hear more, or shall I Bang Bang into your mouth?!?!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. I love it when I see a dog wearing a bandanna. I mean I know its gang related but its still cute.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  22. Pol Pot was a real rascal.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 397 views

  23. Why cut off your nose to spite your face when you can take someone else's face and pretend to be Hannibal Lecter?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 451 views

  24. All of my vices include cheese slices.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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    • 310 views

  25. Ring around the Rosie, but I’d prefer not to wrestle Rosie O’Donnell.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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