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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I guess you could say I'm hung like a horse, as I was lowered in a harness onto my lover, Catherine the Great.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Following up the Beatles with Wings was a natural progression, but then transforming that band into a Steven Weber/Tony Shaloub vehicle, that was genius.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Milk Milk Lemonade, around the corner is how I get paid.

    By Halesnelon,
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  4. Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. ABCD puppies? OL, MNO puppies! OSMR puppies. CMPN?

    By Chungus Bungus,
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  6. Throw a Goose feather at me and I'll yell "get down," throw a duck feather and I'll yell, "This is too obvious"

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  7. Facts about Tea- ET: phone home, Mr T: pitty the Fool, Ice T: a true playa, AT&T: You can set up automatic payments, Empty: my bank account, M&T: overdraft fee is 38.50

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  8. Here I am world. I shaved it just for you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Never trust your friends! They are not what they think you are.

    By Lip O'Fuktion,
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  10. Please hump on my pump and jump on my rump but definitely definitely don't dump on my face I'm not into that

    By chrisrodstewart,
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  11. Brought to you by Superman XXX: The Quest for a Piece of Ass

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. If it Hertz, than you probably need to rent a smaller car.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. In case of NPR-mergency, break Ira Glass.

    By masonreloaded,
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  14. I wet my panties for Werther’s Original Butterscotch Candies!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Oh hi hi, Mr Family Guy, Peter Griffin in here riffin', got me splitting my sides.

    By masonreloaded,
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  16. Eatin' some raw meat up in the honeymoon suite!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. You're not a butcher, a baker, or a candlestick maker, so why don't you go fuck yourself

    By professorhazard,
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  18. Glottalized ejective. Uvular sibilant. Alveolar bilabial. This has been Filthy Phonetics, with your host, Ogod Dontstoperman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Mr. Nongman walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Non sequitur? I barely shampoo Beowulf!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. It was the Fred-st of times, it was the Durst of times. I stuck this cookie up my ass, now what? A tale of Two Shitties.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  22. Ever shower with a coward? There’s no amount of soap in the world that can wash the yellow off that belly!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Get Cheesed up from feed up before singing your prenup

    By TheGreatAndPowerfulKoz,
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  24. Banh Mi? I hardly know me!

    By PhillyVonkasChocolateFactory,
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  25. The Scarecrow and Mrs. King makes my dirty donger go scha-wing!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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