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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some say ducks rule, some say ducks suck. The only thing I know is that my son is possessed by a Duck Demon named Quackstopheles so can you please finish this exorcism aleady!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. I came here for the CBB bump, and all I got were these lousy child support payments.

    By PhillyVonkasChocolateFactory,
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  3. When's it's getting a little drippy, maybe give the tippy, a little snippy. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  4. It was the breast of times, it was the thirst of times? Charles Dickens sure had some weird fan fiction.

    By SirDancelot,
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  5. In space, no one can hear you.....heynong man, I need to get the phone.

    By Slick Prick the 4" Ruler,
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  6. Oochie Wally Wally Oochie Bang Bang, and despite popular belief, Judd Apatow is not here for the GangBang

    By Slick Prick the 4" Ruler,
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  7. If the ends justify the means, then don't ask where I got these Old Navy Low Rise Boot Cut Jeans.

    By Slick Prick the 4" Ruler,
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  8. How many hams would Jon Hamm can if Jon Hamm could can hams? The answer is 7.

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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  9. War is boring... The card game! The caaaaaard game!

    By Gods Grandma,
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  10. Jack the Ripper is canceled

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  11. My child arrived just the other day; I came in the world in the usual way (by which I mean I got the Earth pregnant and my son is a primordial titan).

    By professorhazard,
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  12. A homerun Baseball that makes noise? That's a real Humdinger.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Chapter the Thirteenth: In Which a Sinister Chap Dons a Perforated Masque and Becomes Stabby in Piccadilly Street

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Corn is for winner, bean is for loser.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. One if by land / Two if by sea / f[2Xa-Σ/17] if by dimorphic quantum manifold transference

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Where have all the Wisconsin Sugar Babies gone?

    By BarnHen,
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  17. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Horses are wizards.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. I met my husband in a blues band, he had a big horn and loose hands.

    By LobsidedEarlobes,
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  19. If I wish for a dish of fish and it turns out to be delish....

    By LobsidedEarlobes,
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  20. High 5s to the shy guys!..

    By LobsidedEarlobes,
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  21. I cream, you cream, we all cream our skinny jeans.

    By Daddy_Strong_Legs,
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  22. Riff raff street rat klu klux kool hat

    By johntraHIGHVOLTAGE,
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  23. Sam Malone & Dr. Becker, these Danson boys engorge my pecker!

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  24. Beetle Gin, Beetle And, Beetle Juice

    By Yermom Willdo,
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  25. Don’t blow your load Toad, it’s just Princess Peach on a beach!

    By Botchedcrotch,
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