New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. In case you missed it, no matter which way you twist it, you simply cannot fist it with big ol' knuckles like that.

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2. Corn snake shake ‘n bake, whip it to a cream, wakey wakey ugly baby, ‘twas all a silly dream.

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3. You. Me. A burlap sack of corn cobs. And a vat of boysenberry syrup. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

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4. If you want to destroy my sweater, first you should probably ask yourself “Is it the sweater, or the guy wearing the sweater?” And then you should stop writing shitty songs.

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5. Its the end of the world as we know it and I steal wine.

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6. As I strode along the road, I blew my load upon a toad.

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7. Let's hope we get off to the right foot -- Shoutout to my necrophiliacs.

   By Karl, Lord of Elves, April 3, 2019
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8. Bumbling burping bible belt babies beckoning Belzebub’s biscuits of beauty.

   By Mike Trout Mask Replica, April 3, 2019
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9. Hungry like the Wolf. Thirsty like your sister. Welcome to the situation room. I'm Wolf Blitzer.

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10. I used to do accounting like it was my job...because it was

    By SirDancelot, April 3, 2019
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11. He's a real Heynong man, Sitting in his Heynong land, Making all his Heynong plans for nobody

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica, April 3, 2019
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12. One's for the Money! Two if by Sea! Don Knotts was the landlord on Three's company.

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13. Largemouth, Sea, and of course, number one with a bullet, Big Mouth Billy. Now shove that clay up your ass 'cuz that's what I call Rankin' Bass.

    By Pat Chaddams, April 4, 2019
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14. Crime doesn't pay! Except the crimes that involve getting money, which, frankly, is a lot of them.

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15. I'm a huge fan of Scarface. He was great in The Master and I anxiously await his take on the Joker.

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16. To paraphrase Jim Carrey, Somebody stop me spreading disinformation about vaccines!

    By IrSasquatch, April 4, 2019
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17. Just like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way except for all the murders.

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18. When I was going to St Pauls, I met a man with seven balls...

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19. During heavy brainstorming, a tornado destroyed 3 trailer parks and a nursing home in Prefrontal Cortex, Oklahoma.  

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica, April 4, 2019
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20. If Metallica plays Enter Sandman at the Apollo Theater, do they get swept off the stage?

    By Orange Juice Simpson, April 4, 2019
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21. I got this partially-chewed corn straight from the horse’s mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 4, 2019
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22. On today’s show, it’s Teeny B. Fillagree, the world’s smallest businesswoman!

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23. Make it one for my baby, and one for my other baby. Okay, you got me, I have zero babies. I’m a lying, drink-hoarding alcoholic.

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24. One two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, buckle my other shoe.

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25. It’s generallly genteel to be gentle with a gentile’s genitals.

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