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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I got a couple of loose grapes looking to tie one on. Vine knot!

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  2. 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 grams of cocaine to blow blow blow.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  3. To bee or not to bee, either way be a bug with me.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  4. A Triscuit, a gasket, I’ve got motor parts in my cracker basket.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  5. I’m a little Pol Pot, short and stout. People tend to die, whenever I pout.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  6. I once knew a man from Nantucket. We eventually drifted apart, but we still keep in touch, especially around the holidays.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  7. Roses are blue, violets are blue, I’m a colorblind Smurf.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  8. Call me old fashioned but It's Killing Eve not Killing Steve

    By IrSasquatch,
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  9. All the world's an SEO-optimized online media platform, and all the men and women merely organic content.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. More like Pure Guano.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Move your meat and take those teats to the street!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. 1 potato, 2 potato, 4. 3 went rolling right out the door.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  13. I have to admit, my new job at Wackenhut isn’t exactly what I was expecting.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  14. No, YOU’RE making a scene in this Denny’s. I’m just eating the leftover Grand Slams that haven’t been cleaned off the tables yet.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  15. I have to skidaddle, but please enjoy the entire Color Me Badd discography that I queued up on this jukebox.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  16. Gas, grass, or ass, no one rhymes for free. Alas I now must pass some mass cash.

    By oats,
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  17. You can sing a song, dong a gong, or long for a bong, but if you pay a fee, I'll show you my tree.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  19. Roses reflect visible light between wavelengths of 625–740 nanometers / Violets reflect visible light between wavelengths of 380–450 nanometers / I’m a non-sentimental optical physicist who doesn't believe in true love / How about you?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Don't beat a dead horse, the live ones make for a better challenge!

    By oats,
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  21. Stanley Tucci Gucci Vespucci, Oscar-nominated luxury cartographer, dead at 58

    By oats,
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  22. My son is still born, has been for years.

    By oats,
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  23. My kingdom for a horse, my scepter for a chicken, welcome to the royal swap meet.

    By oats,
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  24. Put a fart in a tart, the surest way to a man’s heart.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  25. Ripley's Believe it or not! I'm walkin' on heirs

    By FreddieMercuryInRetrograde,
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