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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bread is nature's paper.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 286 views

  2. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He understands it’s Saturday, so go ‘head and wake ‘n bake.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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    • 312 views

  3. Chains is a really weird surname, Alison.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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    • 248 views

  4. Well, hello Melinda!

    By FrisbeeFucker,
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  5. â™Ș Brother you’re never fully dressed without a shirt ♩

    By DavidSmells,
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  6. We're BIG, we're LOUD, we're WHERE we e'er beware, mon frere.

    By ChrisTeuma,
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  7. Catch phrase

    By Joke me daddy,
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  8. First catchphrase

    By Roy Mooris Day and the Time,
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  9. Breakin’ off another hundo with some classic mumbo jumbo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. This hundo is sponsored by Tim Burton’s Gumbo and this bowl of oyster dumbo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. And now a reading from Second Heynongians chapter 7, verse 13: “And when the seal of the Sixth Hundo was opened, the Serpent of Mantzouka descended, married Scott’s ex-girlfriend, and hosted the show for a thousand years or until it was cancelled. Amen.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 267 views

  12. It's a nice day to shart again.

    By wedgie_rotts,
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  13. It turns out Chippendale’s has nothing to do with the cartoon chipmunks. I really shouldn’t have brought my kids there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. My favorite Mantzoukas movie is The Dictator. My favorite Woman-Aquarium-Smooch movie is The Penis Potato

    By Pubes,
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  15. Sprinkle me with jimmies while I tinkle and I shimmy.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. I don’t think that’s what your doctor meant when he said you needed more vegetables in your body

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. I'm too drunk to be doing catchphrases

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  18. They’re called “boxer shorts” because the term “manhole covers” was already taken

    By SauceMcFloss,
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  19. A watched pot never boils but it does plan to kill your family the second you stop watching it so for the love of God keep your eyes on the pot!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. My neck, my back, lick my cat and give me a hat

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  21. Jiggle it a little it'll open baby

    By ButtholeSubscriber,
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  22. Slap those shoes on your knees, Dreyfuss. It's time for KrippenDorf on Golf.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 267 views

  23. Everyone's got their definitive cast of SNL and for me that will always be Kelsey Grammer, Andy Milonakis and of course, my beloved Ms. Swan.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. I read "Goosebumps" and whaddya know, I got goosebumps! Anyway on to R.L. Stine's next page-turner, "Violent Diarrhea".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 298 views

  25. If you can’t stand the human sacrifice, get out of the corn field.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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