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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hit me, baby, one more time…aaand bust.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I’ll scratch your back if you scratch Meineke off this muffler I stole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 254 views

  3. Skeetin’ ain’t cheatin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Border wall?! I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Boston’s best basters bossed a bass master dastardly

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. A bucket without a hole, why that’s no bucket at all.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  7. You say “potato;” I say “freedom tuber.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. You say “French door;” I say “freedom peeper.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. You say “French cuff;” I say “buttonless freedom hole.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. When you’re headin’ into first and you feel somethin’ burst—Achilles rupture.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Let’s get topical!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. The average adult does a 1.125 at each restroom break.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Doesn’t matter if it’s clean, vacuum up that jellybean with your mouth. Five-second rule.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Father Abraham had many sons and many sons find their father to be a disappointment.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  15. Et poo, Tootus?

    By ThatGuyCurtis,
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  16. If seamen see men's semen, then those seamen's semen has been seen, man.

    By ScottsNipples,
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  17. That skeleton doesn’t have the guts to fight me!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  18. Just waitin' for that thang to swell up.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. Can't knock it till you try it, and you can't try it without consent.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 247 views

  20. I take all my Top Cock Pics at Hot Topics.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. Just one little Eencie-Weencie, tiny-whiney, teeny-weenie, itty-Bitty, ittle-wittle bit of encephalitis.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 292 views

  22. A Father’s Chode Needs A Mother’s Abode

    By Lord Dogwater,
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  23. What's down cold cat?

    By Cryptic_Walrus,
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  24. Her scream flowed freely, then its stream slowed nearly to a trickle, then it flickered back to icy silence, dotted by some coughing islands.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. Menacing goblin, please permit my avoided little physiognomy the decency of horror so ample it might disappoint the marrowless housewife once more

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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