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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. sir, this is a combination am pm subway pizza hut

    By Kyle Dallman,
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  2. Excuse me sir, your barn door’s open and that hog looks angry!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  3. Blood, sweat, and tears...wait a minute what’s IN this smoothie?!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 248 views

  4. Get Ready To Laugh, Assholes!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  5. Why would I want I visit the Large Hard-On Collider? That sounds terrible! Oh wait...

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 236 views

  6. I’m Cool as a Cucumber but Fickle as a Pickle!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. I keep my toenails in a jar by the bed and one day they will all be yours!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 370 views

  8. From Sea To Shining Sea, There’s Toilets Full Of Pee

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 239 views

  9. He tracks black slacks back to back but lacks plaques and fat stacks 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 375 views

  10. No one took the time to welcome us to Mar-Why.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 273 views

  11. I'm a puckered little brown hole where the shit comes out. Am I the asshole?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 280 views

  12. I’m a big fan of goo goo dolls. Not the band..goo goo dolls is what I call my sex robots.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  13. Loose lips also sank my Porn Career.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. Batch uploading until our laptop’s exploding. That’s not a cum joke… it’s a cum fact.

    By Vent Daily Dot You Know,
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  15. The Matt Besser biop-ic was a little myo-pic. I’d rather eat shrooms and get kaleidos…co-pic.

    By Vent Daily Dot You Know,
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  16. I’m seriously just thinking of going back to; What’s Up, Hotdog!

    By Vent Daily Dot You Know,
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  17. hot dogs can be cold too

    By fej,
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  18. To quote my former Kung Fu instructor: “Wax Hard on, wax hard off.”

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. I came here to eat corn and chew bubblegum and write catchphrases, but I’m all out of corn and bubble gum.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. May the farts be with you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Frosty the Hastily-Erected Snowman / Was a fundamentally unstable soul / With an insufficient load-bearing base / And a dangerously tilted shear angle / And two unbalanced eyes made out of coal

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. M-m-m-m-my Sharona gave me a r-r-r-r-restraining order

    By Boof,
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  23. Captain Fartbreath McLiverneck was the name of my beloved grandfather, you disrespectful monster.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. 10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 for each of my hoes

    By HumpMeDaddy,
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  25. What's down, cool cat?

    By FUCK!,
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    • 427 views
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