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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Much Like Mathew Mcconaughey in that Garry Flank motion picture, I "Can't Hardly Taint."

    By Scam Elliot,
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  2. Today we have roller derby star Diareba McEntire.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Emotions, like happiness, anger, needing to urinate. Is it an emotion when you urgently need to urinate? It sure feels like one.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I have a suspicion that pumpernickel, pennywhistles, and periwinkles are related but I have no proof.

    By OldSpongeWater,
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  5. “Shakin’ tits and takin’ shits”

    By DoooDahMan,
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  6. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of stale corn meal, I shall fear no weevil.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Chapter the Twenty-First: In Which an Obtuse Pol Learned in the Liberal Arts Becomes Enamored with Jacques Derrida and Deconstructs Parliament with a Purloined Excavator

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. If anyone has a reason why these two should not be married, please keep it to yourself like the rest of us.

    By MarkDowling,
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  9. Chapter the Twenty-Second: In Which Lord Fillian Mongreith of Underhamfordsmold is Stupefied by the Sudden Appearance of a Previously-Undescended Testicle During an Unseemly Tryst with a Plate of Bangers and Mash

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Chapter the Twenty-Third: In Which the Soothsayer of Cornlingshire Whoopsies Her Rider-Waites in Bungerfold Street and Has an Aural Vision of the Apocalypse in the Form of a Chortle and Two Bangs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. OMNOMNOMNOM I'M A FUCKIN ASSBAG WHO LOVES EATING FUCKIN MUFFINS ON MIC!!! MMMMM MMMMM GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET MUFF MUSH!!

    By mobius.stripclub,
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  12. It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  13. Life is what happens when your busy making sandwiches.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  14. Love is patient. Love is kind. Love let’s me put it in their behind.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  15. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take due to your crippling fear of needles.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  16. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take because you’re an anti-vaxxer.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  17. I'm very intolerant of the dairy-intolerant. Just feed me my lactose or I'll make it so you lack toes!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  18. Don’t quit your day job...unless you’re the president then for the love of God, please quit, Donald.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  19. It takes one to know one, two to tango, and three to Scaramouche Scaramouche will you do the Fandango.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  20. A penny wise and a pound foolish, IT 2’s in theaters now if you’re feeling ghoulish.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  21. Put a Runt up my front, and a Tic Tac in my lil crack.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. A common mosquito ate my cheesy bean burrito!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Fee-fi-fo-fum, ain’t nothing more delicious than pre-chewed gum.

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
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  24. If Prince can change his name to a symbol, so can you.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  25. I'd say I'm pleased to "meet" you, Mister, but I'm a strict vegetarian! But I'll totally suck you off and swallow you down, no problem.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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