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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.

    By Schnickpot,
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  2. Inside every haystack is a smaller haystack.

    By Schnickpot,
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  3. Bread is nature's paper.

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. Keepin’ it wide on the inside

    By SkyDaddy,
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  5. My favorite poet is also what I scream at the end of sex: “e.e. cummings.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. You know what? Why don’t YOU hold your horses! My arms are getting tired!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. The proof is in the pudding! Don’t know why it’s there or who put it there...

    By El Chico Malo,
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  8. Get these Hobos out of Bonobos and get those Beggars and Grifts out of Spencer’s Gifts!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. Hey just to be clear, I’ve got the meats too. I know Arby’s has the meats and that’s their slogan but I’ve also got the meats.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. Queef, queef, and I’m a takin' a bath

    By Scott Gotherman,
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  11. Wear a gray v-neck everyday, cause life is "gravy", baby.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Converse with the person, a verse you’ve rehearsed, to curse the first and worse son. Coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  13. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. I've seen the greatest minds of your generation run down your Mamma's buttcrack.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. When you're Crappy and you know it and you really wanna show it, Diarrhea.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. Ain’t no party like a Bang Bang party, ‘cause a Bang Bang party is super farty!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. You may have a disease, but I have The Cure. So bring your sick ass over to my place and we can listen to Three Imaginary Boys.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Momma always told me not to take candy from obvious pedophiles. But I always was a sucker for a blow pop. Awww jeez I think you misunderstood basically everything I’ve said Mr. Predator..

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  19. The Lord loves a working man, but my mom thinks I'm an asshole...love ya ma.

    By TINTRON3030,
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  20. Whoops! I almost left my boa constrictor at your house! That would’ve been a big mis-snake!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. The Kickstarter for my new head got denied, and now I'm stuck looking like shit.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. If it's honey you're looking for, I know of a fat bear who Donald Duck's it.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. A crab claw is just a lobster claw that ate tiny juice.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. If I may quote the great English comic writer Alan Moore from his seminal graphic novel, "Who Fights the Foo Fighters?"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. I was excited for the new Star Wars until I learned Star Jones is barely even in it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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