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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let's make like a sperm and wiggle ourselves into this, babyyy

    By DizzyKizzy,
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    • 271 views

  2. Butter my face with your dirty place and I'll never eat biscuits for breakfast

    By TheSofaKing,
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    • 322 views

  3. Numbers are the language of calculators. I wonder what it thinks I'm saying when I keep typing in "80085" and giggling. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 205 views

  4. Mia Mami shmears Pastrami atop a fluffly Llami.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 232 views

  5. Let nagadadas be forgot and never brought to mind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 364 views

  6. If the room doth reek ‘‘twas the gas between my cheeks

    By FruitFlavoredSports,
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  7. Watch out for that Dummy Mummy he thinks your Cummy is Yummy

    By FruitFlavoredSports,
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  8. Knock on wood. It's been four hours, I better call the doc about these boner pills.

    By BarnHen,
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    • 331 views

  9. Two roads diverged in a yellow field, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 226 views

  10. Harbinger. Cornucopia. Juddering. Occlusion. Manifold. Winsome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 239 views

  11. Roses are red, corn is yellow, spoiler alert: Jay Davidson’s a fellow

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 243 views

  12. It fell on deaf ears. Blood was everywhere.

    By BarnHen,
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    • 335 views

  13. I've got a fever, and the only cure is ample healthcare. Good thing I'm Norwegian!

    By MichelLichand,
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  14. I'm not running for President, I'm running FROM the President- he's fast!

    By MichelLichand,
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    • 330 views

  15. A house divided against itself cannot stand, because houses don't have legs, dummy.

    By MichelLichand,
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    • 338 views

  16. Routine laughter and quality lawn care equipment like a Troy-Built 382-CC won’t bring back your wife and kids, but they can get you through the day. And sometimes that’s enough.

    By TomsLawnCare,
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  17. They say you shouldn’t mix business with pleasure, but can I help that I love cutting people’s heads open and poking around in their brains?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 220 views

  18. Cheetos, Fritos, and a burrito put me in the mood to skeet-o.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 238 views

  19. The comedy flows as a cauldron of hot diarrhea doth boileth over on a stove.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Vroom. Sunset Boulevard. Screech. A Denny's. Cha Ching. Cheddar Value Breakfast. Zzziiippp. My pants zipper. Hee hee. The mocking laughter of my six children. Damn you God for giving me this body. A curse spit towards the heavens..

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 223 views

  21. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can smear peanut butter on it.

    By woodsman,
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    • 185 views

  22. Fun fact, R2-D2 isn't sentient; C-3P0 is just a really good ventriloquist

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 411 views

  23. Your balls. My face. A juggling act gone horribly wrong.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 420 views

  24. Yo' mama got played by more men than James Bond

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 436 views

  25. ‘Rectum, dam near Kiltem, explodes; Kiltem residents without power’

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 286 views
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