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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s my dad’s new girlfriend, Jenna the Marsupial

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes, it’s a winky.

    By HowNowBrownPenis,
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  3. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you, he comes from Connecticut.

    By HowNowBrownPenis,
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    • 176 views

  4. Is it a bird? Is it plane? Oh wait, no, it’s period pain.

    By HowNowBrownPenis,
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  5. By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce myself Greasy Greg, Master of Sorcery.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  6. Bruce Willis was dead the WHOLE time, and I don’t care who I spoiled it for.

    By BarryLeeSober,
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  7. Don’t rehearse your time in a hearse, just always remember it could be worse.

    By BarryLeeSober,
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    • 438 views

  8. Gas station masturbation is how I show the nation my appreciation

    By Al Vagino,
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    • 219 views

  9. The earth is quakin' from those saucy allegations.

    By mitchyme,
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    • 193 views

  10. Lubricant or Lubriwon't?

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 261 views

  11. I’m not drunk. YOU’RE drunk!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Plugs are patient, plugs are kind. They do not envy or boast…unless they’re on prime time.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 236 views

  13. Take the test: kick the nest and haul ass from the bees’ rage fest.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 251 views

  14. Did you know Oreos are VEGAN?

    By littlekatiefoofoo,
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  15. “Peepee” and “poopoo” are VERY funny words.

    By littlekatiefoofoo,
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  16. Haven’t a doubt, yes, it’s sure enough: Closing The Bag will always be tough.

    By littlekatiefoofoo,
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  17. I’m a very special boy, Yes, I am Mommy’s favorite! Every time I want a toy I simply need to say it: ”PWETTY PWEAAASE?”

    By littlekatiefoofoo,
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  18. Puddington, Paddington, Piddlety posh, Puncture the lungs So they’ll sink ‘neath the top.

    By littlekatiefoofoo,
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  19. A Poddingcast perfect for one and for all; Beware of your treasures lest I steal them all!

    By littlekatiefoofoo,
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  20. When I taste that sweet confectioner’s glaze, it puts me in a haze for days. I’m allergic to beetles.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey throw his poop at you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. This lotion I bought for my scrotum is potent. I dote on it ‘cause they don’t test it on rodents.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 210 views

  23. Shart! Shart! Let it all art!

    By Malcolm_Pfister,
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  24. Talking is just mocking without frocking. A good frock docks the need to talk but retains the mock.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 225 views

  25. I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick duck - that duck is very fast.

    By Jay Walker,
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