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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  2. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 265 views

  3. A Warning to all you Uggos out there: Comedy never pulls out in threes.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 303 views

  4. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 262 views

  5. My legs cramp when its damp, and they jerk when its derk. I beg my legs, "Go slack and kick back." And then? They kick my dick.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. The goose gets me loose and the duck makes me fuck. I gotta get out of this children's petting zoo!

    By poopbutt69,
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  7. Five for fighting but Seven Mary three.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. There goes my hero on Jerusalem Avenue, watch him as he blows me up Tom dot com.

    By spaceface_glasseyes,
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  9. Silly little birds all in their nest, wondering what's going to happen next

    By DjangoRechained,
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  10. If Milli Vanilli can blame the rain all willy nilly then Hurricane Brad owes me child support!

    By Reba Glockenspiel,
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  11. I went to the mall / into a bathroom stall / and made a secret call / to my friend named Paul / then he had the gall / to criticize my drawl / and my use of "ya'll" / well guess what Paul? / Into your house I'll crawl / and remove your last ball.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. Sigh. How's it going, cold, lonely wiener? Sigh.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. A, E, I, O, U and... sometimes Y? Why!? WHYYYYYYYY!?

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  14. You may be my sister, mister, you may be my brother from another mother, you could even be my cousin from aunts-a-dozen, just stop asking me for money.

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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  15. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  16. On warm days and summer nights I dress my dog in tiny tights.

    By Meredith Baxter Birney Sanders,
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    • 392 views

  17. Baby, your labia may be a-showin’

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  18. An A-Hole and a B-Hole are the same things but a C-Hole definitely isn't.

    By omgfailsauce,
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  19. Kissed a frog to get a prince, and I’ve been tripping ever since.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  20. She was Dummy Thicc but I had a Thumby Dick

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  22. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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  23. From Rags To Riches: How I Made A Fortune Selling All These Filthy Rags That I Slept On To Buy The Best Mattress That Money From Selling All These Filthy Rags Could Buy

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 277 views

  24. It’s not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your wife lick it off.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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    • 447 views

  25. Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch, while backpack flapjack babies meet me out back we're gonna boogie

    By Emcee Stanky,
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