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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. With sharts like these, who needs enemas?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Thanks to inflation, an ounce of prevention is only worth about an ounce of cure. So, go nuts.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Kill me with kindness, then bury my carcass raw, baby!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Shake that thoing thoing for comedy boing boing

    By Nihaobeaches,
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  5. Jesus was a carpenter. So was Karen. And they both died from Anorexia.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  6. Blow me like you know me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Dermatologists are FREAKS! One look at my abscess & they're all like "Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, tons of pus, tons of pus!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. And thusly the lad pulled the SWORD from the STONE! ...an’ then he put his widdle fingie in dere.

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. Bros before hoes, but poetry before prose if you’re being apropos.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  10. They call me the immortal bard, but guys, I’m dead!

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  11. It’s a tale told by your cousin Darryl, full of boring elaborations, signifying why he’s still single, am I right?

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  12. When you’re done at that ATM machine, please RSVP to take the SAT test as ASAP as possible.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I'm better than Hitler but I don't know how to prove it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. My main criticism of the centaur is this: why can't they kiss when they make love?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Dewey Decimal? Yes please!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Doctor, doctor! My menses, my menses!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. And thus Noah stepped forth from the ark and spake, “Mount Ararat? I hardly know her!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Lordy, lordy, look who's crushing 40s on his 40th and entering into the 4th dimenson. It's me. Happy sad fucking 40th birthday to me.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. On the first day of the week they found the stone rolled away, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus, but the floor looked immaculate. Jesus swept.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  21. By the pricking of my dong, Someone wicked ganked my bong!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. I love Anonymous sex but the Guy Fawkes masks do make it hard to kiss.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. No sir, my ass isn't dumb at all! My ass actually attended Brown University and graduated with di-STINK-tion!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Is it me or was 90% of the plot of Loki stolen from CBB Christmas episodes?

    By Pound Foolish,
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  25. Clutch your valuables tightly cuz you're takin' a ride on the funny bus

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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