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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. At the end of the day, every great singer-songwriter is also a regular eater-crapblower.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. "This isn't rocket science!" I know. What other than rocket science is also rocket science?

    By Facelist,
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    • 247 views

  3. Scotty pick meeeee!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. I fucked Benjamin Button when he was old.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Erwin Schrodinger put his dick in a box & it became both hard and soft

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. I'll see your butterball turkey, and I'll raise you a margarine-testicle chicken!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I’ve turned a new leaf since since I smelled your grandma’s queef.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  8. I asked Granny “Where’s the Beef?” She lifted her leg and let out a queef!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  9. Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?! …not so fast, Drummer from Def Leppard!

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  10. As my grandpa said on his deathbed, "Get me off of this deathbed!"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Broccoli is fine but it needs to be small

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Whatever you do, please don’t attack me while I’m pooping

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. If the guy who made Hey Ma is Cam’ron, I don’t wanna be Cam’right.

    By Palindromic Jestopher,
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  14. Like Smash Mouth said, I’m a Believer. You’re conventional, I’ll call you Geneva.

    By Palindromic Jestopher,
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  15. I’m happy for guys who are named Anton at a time when Jack Antonoff exists.

    By Palindromic Jestopher,
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  16. And thus I propose that William Tell should be the national anthem of Switzerland.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Actually, the Devil wears JNCOs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Hey ding dong

    By Big Bad Grandma,
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  19. I'm finally bingeing all eight seasons of "Monk" - when the hell does this guy join the monastery?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I asked James Brown to hit me and he wouldn't do it, that coward.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. If ghosts don't exist then how come ghost hunting experts are so sure they do?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. It’s not you. It’s me. Actually, it’s that guy watching in the corner.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  23. The linguine is fine, but for a few dollars more you can have spaghetti western.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  24. For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Surprisingly huge baby.

    By Realrubegoldberg,
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  25. Yas tween!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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