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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The porgs on my porg farm stopped reproducing because they canā€™t stop fucking my Furby collection.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Iā€™m Talks Aloterman, and youā€™re listening to Blahbedy Blah Blah.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  3. There's just no gettin' rid a' ya, not even with chlamydia!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. I prefer a blower to a shower or a grower.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Circle, circle, dot, dot now I have my COVID shot. Square, Square, Angela Merkel get in line and jerk in a circle.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  6. Take your balls out at the urinal to let the other guys know you mean business

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Pain is temporary. Pride is temporary. We're all going to die, and it's a miracle.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge the draft

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Nobody ever talks about the ball-peen hammer despite being hilarious

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Somewhere out there, there's still whole rooms of people who Zack Morris never unfroze

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. I'd be a totalĀ incel if I wasn't such a well-adjusted fuck machine!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Stroke ā€˜em if you got ā€˜em.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. The full title for "Call Me By Your Name" was originally,Ā "Stroke the Shaft, Cup the balls, and Say My Name."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Hereā€™s toā€¦feelin good all the time.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  15. I couldnā€™t find a Hallmark card that says, ā€œSorry for farting in your purse and then zipping it up.ā€ So I just got a ā€œGet well soon.ā€

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  16. If you see me in a motel, please know things aren't going very well.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Trying to figure out whether or not Iā€™m a sexpot.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. I hope my balls never find out that I'm not the suave lothario they've been led to believe I am

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I love pranks, but if someone puts allĀ my office supplies in jello, my day is ending in a murder-suicide.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I'm generally a pretty laid-back guy, but if myĀ milk gets spilled again, I WILL cry myself to sleep!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Thanks to autocorrect instead of going to a hibachi restaurant I ended up at a hitachi restaurant.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 315 views

  22. Come to Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  23. Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered 6 offender.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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    • 365 views

  24. Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only fartedā€¦ and the usher at the theater is very thankful for that.

    By MikeOxlongAndHarry,
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  25. Hey?! What's a little piss on the floor between janitors?

    By Scam Elliot,
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