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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'll never be the world's #1 fuccboi. And honestly, I'm okay with that.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  2. I had a bad case of word vomit yesterday. I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that alphabet soup in one sitting.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  3. The NHS gives out dipso drugs for free, yeah?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Bruce Banner? I hardly Avenger!

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Copyright Green Day

    By Max Power,
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  6. Good evening, I called you all here this evening to make an important announcement. Remember that pig for sale at McGregor's Farm, well I fucked it.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. Just sit back and enjoy the chafe.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  8. How many home depots does it take to wait a minute im from sweeden

    By KakeJelly,
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  9. If you pee something, spray something.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Uh, guys. Terry Hall just wandered onto set again. Should we just... let him be in the video? After all, it truly is a beautiful- SUNDAY MORNING.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  11. Like Casey Kasem ALWAYS said: "Keep your feet on the ground, keep reaching for the stars......and make that ass twerk, bitch."

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  12. Something vulgar that somebody wrote. This is that kind of show.

    By Max Power,
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  13. Mr. Commissar, Mr. Commissar! The twins are in the dining room, getting into all sorts of trouble ! Murder, for instance.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  14. Boo ya, Grandma!

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  15. Can't wait for Episode 8: The Force Makes a Cup of Coffee

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Hey Scott, I'm starting to think you aren't ever going to pick a catchphrase. Thanks a lot for stringing us all along, you big piece of shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. My tutor from two doors down, who loves Two Door Cinema Club and Three Doors Down, went door to door asking if people watched The Tudors.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Do NOT color me impressed, because "impressed" is not a color in my crayon box.

    By GracieCanaan,
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  19. Just because I give zero fucks about football doesn't mean everyone can start calling me a queer.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  20. hurtling down the path at speeds previously unknown to man, the toddler braced himself for death

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. What if R. Kelly COULD fly and peed down on innocent people everywhere? Anyway, that's my elevator pitch for Indiana Jones 7.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. I was thrown into a vat of chemicals by Batman and all I got was this stupid grin on my face and a desperate need to watch the world burn.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  23. IT'S MY MONEY and i want it put into structured settlements in which i get paid small sums of money over the course of 30 years NOW!

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  24. whether its jesus christ - my personal savior or little grey aliens, Believe in something!

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  25. To all listeners playing this episode from the archives after the year 2019, I want to issue a formal apology for how anti-Semitic this episode will c

    By OliviaG,
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