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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. sweeping planes

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. If music be the food of love, play on! And on, and on, and fuckin' on, baby!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  3. Feelings

    By benstocksays,
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  4. I did not see gold, & I did not see propaganda. I did not see summer camp & holy crap was morality at anal time low

    By greazey_bob,   
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  5. Joust a petty fascist, whiff a deadly snake oil sales pitch, man

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. With all the neighs, no motions ever get passed when the Horse of Representatives convene.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. My boss wants to put a human face on the company, so it looks like I'll be taking a trip to the morgue

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Placing a shotgun inside a large cylinder full of fish and pulling the trigger repeatedly? That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Yo mama is so fat that I'm instantly smitten and would like to bury my face into those Rubenesque mounds of flesh until my dying day.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. I googled it using Bing and here's the thing: My limited-edition Gus Fring ring counts as bling if it is blessed by a king, Sting, or Lisa Ling.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. fresh mince in Bill's hair, what a Sunday we all shared

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. the night creep might creep you next, may be best you wear the special hat

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. If you think Batman is cool now, wait 'til you read his poems about loneliness

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. You say Uma, I say Oprah. I say Oprah, you say Uma. Uma, Oprah; Oprah, Uma. Let's call the whole thing a dated reference.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  15. R-E-S-P-E-C-T: find out what it means to me neck.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  16. Woodward & Bernstein only eat ice-cream indoors. They love the inside scoop.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. There is something fishy about a birdbrained dogmatic catastrophe.... horse

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. Yadda Yadda Yadda I now have a speech impediment where I start every sentence with "yadda yadda yadda."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. People learned to avoid Queen Nefertiti once a month when she was on her pyramid.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. Better to have a trash bag filled with dog farts and not need it, then to need a trash bag full of dog farts and not have it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. I didn't come this far just to lose the long distance ejaculation contest.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Started vacation in the Bahamas, ended vacation with yo mama.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. zipheads, tranqs and lobos: we'd hear it from the people in the town

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. In the words of James Dean "Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today. And always drive as fast as you can on mountains"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Pasta comes in many shapes and sizes, and as a resauranteur I come in many pasta dishes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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