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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. region and time-specific catchphrase a go a little sumtin' like diiiis a:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Introducing Row-Row-Rodent-Boat, the world's first and only gondola powered by chinchillas!

    By mariehorselamp,
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  3. The U.S., Eh? Spelled "E-H." Get it? It's a play on words. Cause you Canadians are saying "eh" all the damn time.

    By KickMuncher3,
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  4. spit on down me randy tricycle, ye high-levied whores

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Oh my lanta, let's planta da fanta!

    By BrianSaloio,
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  6. Hey who here remembers nostalgia? It wasn't all that great when you think about it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. baby go 'bum num num hey yay yay yay' I said baby go 'bum num num num hey'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. A girl must kill without question. A girl must be faceless with no name. A girl must not give her snapchat handle to businessmen by the name of Herber

    By buttermetwice,
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  9. "Listen up, you wee bastards" is the last thing I said on my first and last day as a first grade teacher.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  10. If a man reaps what he eats and smells what he dealt then sounds like a pretty okay colon to me.

    By buttermetwice,
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  11. I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass. You heard that correctly.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  12. Every time you make a joke about rabies, somebody gets rabies. That's how diseases work. To cure them, all we have to do is stop joking about them.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  13. Gonna run this through the lab and see what happens; c'mon boy, here's another blood sample, yum yum good dog!

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  14. What is the sound of one hand clapping, asked the deaf amputee

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  15. "Going Commando" means something else when you're in Disneyland.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  16. A won'drous adventure will begin once I reveal what is inside this briefcase. Stand back, fools.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. In this town, it's not a coincidence that "sexpot" rhymes with "mascot."

    By Robert_Yune,
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  18. I ain't got time to watch Speed 2: Cruise Control. Not with this Predator thing hogging the couch.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  19. Running is a poor man's walking. Seriously, when was last time you saw a rich man run?

    By DavidTaylor,
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  20. There's a new sheriff in town! And he's dead, because I murdered him. So there's a new sheriff in town! And he's me. Brace for mayhem, peasants.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  21. Jaws 2 is the sequel to the ultimate tale of horror with a tail fin, and that's Steven Spielberg's Jaws.

    By MichaelCarlson,
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  22. Stop dicking around with those good old raisins and peanuts, gorp is short for "get out, radon poisoning!"

    By bale_of_hail,
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  23. eleven e's, a rebel breeze and a lebanese yeller-bellied jelly sneeze - which one of these is my favourite steez?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Mmmmmmm girl, that chicken got MUSHED up!

    By bale_of_hail,
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  25. The brooding and blissful Halcyon days! Those hot and steamy Hal Sparks nights!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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