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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. O Sting, where is thy deathcore album?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  2. Who can say whether winter weather further withers feather-fettered veteran Flat Earthers?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 331 views

  3. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Compassion is not throwing it at a comic who already knows he’s bombing and can’t afford dry cleaning.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 355 views

  4. I want a Billy on the street but a freak in the bed!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. Don't you mean 53 Card Pickup?? Because there is definitely a joker involved!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. My name is Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say "Stop the press, stop the press, who is that?" Vicky Vale Vicky Vale

    By mariehorselamp,
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  7. Everybody thinks electricity is pretty scary, and it is.

    By mwn,
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  8. WE'RE PODCAAAASSSTTIIIIIINNGGGG!!

    By CodyTidmore,
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  9. HOT DAM! That water is boiling!

    By kev-bot 4000,
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  10. Heads shoulders knees and toes (knees and toes), aaaaand your physical is complete sir.

    By MasonNorris,
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  11. Potash Mezcal Gerrymander Zambezi. Four words you never thought you'd hear today.

    By MasonNorris,
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    • 388 views

  12. What happens to a wet dream deferred? Does it shrivel up, like a penis normally does?

    By MasonNorris,
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    • 378 views

  13. Afros are bigger blacker and uncut as well, big whoop

    By teedle,
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  14. It ain't easy bein' cheesy, that's why Gouda ages so quickly

    By teedle,
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  15. I once knew this girl named Lisa who liked my ten inches. She was cool as the other side of the pillow, but her box was the size of a minifridge.

    By mkoyama,
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  16. Welcome to Portland, home of IFC's most popular comedy series.

    By MasonNorris,
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    • 499 views

  17. Once in a Blue Moon a Blue Moon Watches the Movie Once

    By Haze,
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  18. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind unless you started with a crappy one and got a new one, in that case you scored a pretty sweet deal bro.

    By chadisanidiot7,
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  19. Hump month is almost nigh. So why ask why? Just try Bud Dry.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  20. The City of Roses, Bridge Town, Stumptown, Rip City. HEY PORTLAND WE GET IT YOU LOVE NICKNAMES BRO

    By chadisanidiot7,
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  21. Reebok don't make you run faster.Adidas don't make a ball go farther.It's all inside your heart, as long as that heart is wearing the new Air Jordans

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 332 views

  22. Let's go Scope out the scene, you know, provide mouthwash to everyone within our view.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. To be or not to be, that is technically two questions.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Two. I love you in two ways. OK have a good night, see you tomorrow.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 307 views

  25. A rose by any other name would make you seem like a dumb shit, it's obviously a rose just call it by it's name you twit

    By Pure Guava,
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