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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Lord of House Bangbang was known to ride into battle on a Dire Hotdog yelling "What's up?".

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. you just can't beat an ice cold glass of water, but you can sure verbally abuse the shit out of it, weak ass sewer slime

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. As legendary New York Yankee Mickey Mantle once said, "I'm drunk!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Sauce you drizzle, drip you dip, but don't you dare drop the slop!

    By Cecil Sh'nubbin,
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  5. New York New York the city so nice they named it twice. Really? The same name twice. Sounds a little lazy to me. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Goots,
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  6. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am legally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
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  7. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. They also say the city never sleeps, Sounds like someone ne

    By Goots,
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  8. Elon Musk is the smartest cologne.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. I don't know much about North Dakota, but why aren't people concerned about Dennis Rodman building nukes there?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. I am what I am and iambic pentameter.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Come one, come all! Oh, what a sticky mess we've made.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  12. Rental car floorboard fork, deliver true this lone tater tot.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  13. Exploring the contents of an airline seatback, fingertips soiled by the unexpected presence of a banana peel, Mercury must be in retrograde.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  14. Leave the wife and kids at home, because your marriage is a sham, and your kids deserve a real father.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. I'm starting to think George will never finish his masterpiece, and we'll never know if they got the funk or not.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Let's not split hairs. It's much more efficient to do haircuts LENGTHwise. Hey, I've just revolutionized the barbering industry!!!

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Sometimes I look into the night sky and remember that I live in a planetarium.

    By bbcski,
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  18. I've got 99 plants and oxygen aplenty

    By bbcski,
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  19. Judge hate curse berate- just don't speck me to first titillate thee big shoe shine gun make a marsupial pie

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. I've got 99 plants, but a fern ain't one.

    By bbcski,
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  21. Why don't they just use what the black box is made of to build the passengers?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. That's no Paleolithic chisel, that's my wife!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. People still ask me if I think OJ did it, and I think yes, drinking OJ right after brushing my teeth probably did cause me to throw up on Pat Sajak.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. "hey son, quit jazzing off in the backseat. who do you think you are back there? jack and rose?" "oh no, daddy, watch the road! iceberg!"

    By blobofsoul,
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  25. Her-assic World, with Bryce Does Dallas Howard as the Indominus Rack

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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