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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Breaking: The Cob Robber KOed the Turd Burglar early in the third round.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. 99 cobs of corn on the wall/99 cobs of corn/Take one down, shove it up your butt/98 cobs of corn on the wall

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. One thing's for sure, because I don't have the object permanence for two things.

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  4. Jerry determined he could no longer run from his past. His freshly severed legs determined he could no longer run from me. I. love. Jerry.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. farts farts poop poop, butts are in the air. My name is Bob, I have no job, and I don't even care.

    By MrMoxie,
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  6. 50 catchphrase challenge 5/50: Fuck it, I'm out

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. 50 catchphrase challenge 4/50: uh

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. 50 catchphrase challenge 3/50: Something about Dwayne Wayne mainly in Spain

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. 50 catchphrase challenge 2/50: Believe me, it's not butter. Shut up and eat it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. 50 catchphrase challenge 1/50: Nothing but butt trouble

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. If the members of TLC got nursing jobs after the band was done, would they be required to wear scrubs?

    By heynongdeeprockman,
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  12. I spy with my little eye something that's my penis.

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  13. No hippy, no robot!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  14. in the land of the unibrow, the bi-browed man is king

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then we play "find the eye". Then its arts and crafts, where eye gouging is mandatory.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I'm being told we are not authorized to put any more "stank" on it until all the layers of old stank are completely removed. I apologize for the delay

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. The terrible twos! The terrible twos! It's not about children, they're talking of poos! If poos were fun and not such a struggle then we'd poop all th

    By jasonsjuice,
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  18. Orphan attacks are down 300% since I burned that orphanage down, and THIS is how you repay me? With charred orphan bones!? Where the fuck AM I?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. My mentor's a Minotaur from Manitoba. Who moved his mistress to Minnetonka one magical moonlit May

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. I wish I could go back and open a torch and pitchfork store during the Frankenstein era. Oh well. Mine as well just jerk off for the 4th time today.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. They say there are no small parts, only small actors. But for cannibal casting director Marty Smalls, it's all about eating an actor's small parts.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Per new union regulations, as stated in article 4c, subsection B, I'm now contractually obligated to blow yer fuckin minds!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Welcome to Ruth's Chris's ruthless Christmas briss booth! There's free popcorn on the way out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people, and stupid catchphrases. Behold as they all join forces, stupid.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Welcome to tonight's show, or as the British like to say "Blimey! Use this torch to find a lorry, govner"

    By Pure Guava,
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