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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You had me at hello darkness, my old friend

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Help ME help YOU help ME

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 324 views

  3. As far as I'm concerned, Ravi, it sounds like a SHITar

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  4. Who do Batman & Robin turn to when they need new footwear? Joel Schumacher

    By MrMoxie,
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  5. You guys take the dog door, I'll take the gastric bike pass, we'll meet right in the middle beneath ye ol gregorian fight jazz

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. I am the Paul Rust.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. On the Road Again...I just can't wait to not be broke again... The life I love is making funny money with my friends

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  8. My interest piqued, I sneaked and deked for an oblique sneak peek of some sleek peak teak - on fleek? You bet your ass

    By Smozi,
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  9. Fun Fact: When visiting JimMessina.com you arent required to Loggins.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  10. Everything is going to be okay... but only just okay

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Squarespace is for squares, blue apron is for na'vi cook, bonobos is for horny monkey, howl is $4.99 a month, and life is a bowl a cherries

    By AlexandreHuve,
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  12. Never commit a tour sin and forget which city you are in. Am I right Cincinnati?

    By PopWhatMagnitude,   
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  13. An Asian man laughing at his father's diarrhea is but a slap-happy Jappy with a crappy pappy.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. Sing the thing that makes your woodpecker swing.

    By Shampoo-Doodler,   
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  15. fuck my cornbread, marry my gravy, kiss my grits - welcome to comedy ding dang

    By mariehorselamp,
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  16. I spy through my cornea a Bornean euphoniumist named Victoria with sleep apnea and a hernia wearing a hat that says "It's Hornier in California!".

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Today's ep is sponsored by the Cornthusiasts Society of Cornwall, Nebraska. Please visit them online at potatoescansuckit.com.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Jimmy shat corn, and I don't care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Farewell to you sweet cordon bleu, it's time to shit the chicken

    By DannyJSing,   
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  20. My mantra is "Contra is the gall darn tootenist," I say this all day and it's the utmost soothinist

    By greazey_bob,   
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  21. Phase assault into the night and beyond - for fun and futures freaky face - symbiotic mega trucking - ok amigo?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 325 views

  22. If your self driving car can't find a parking spot, try silicon valet parking

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Three words: uber for cats. Three more words: make it happen

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. lack of craic? then just hack it, buddy - just hack

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 297 views

  25. Isn't this the sheep that keeps escaping? Stop me if you've herd this one before.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 307 views
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