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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. McCoy drops in, 14 foot air on the first wall, alley-oop no-handed 540, barspin to tailwhip, 360 the gap. No take back

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. If it's Monday, hang in there, Garfield! If it's Thursday, I'm sorry to report that Garfield finally succumbed to diabetes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Disco Fin's expectorating so much he's dead on his feet

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Thiiis episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by you to brought is Bang Bang Comedy of episode Thiiiiis

    By DJRayray,
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  5. Eton is cheatin'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Snap, crackle, pop n' lock.

    By googergieger,
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  7. diana ross loves rachel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I named my testicles Hall and Oates because they can make your dreams come true.

    By googergieger,
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  9. When hiring hipsters, be sure to factor in the cost of onbearding

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. The hunger strike continues, one day at a time, until Schneider's tool belt is displayed in the Smithsonian

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. I was a Dratch-key kid growing up; my parents would come home late while I made my own dinner and watched Debbie Downer sketches on repeat

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. You can lead a water to horse, but you can't dyslexia someone teach

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. People shouldn’t damage their woodwind instruments, saxual abuse should not be tolerated in any form.

    By macshordo,   
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  14. I've got an 8.99 bottle of wine, I'm taking my time like R.L. Stine.

    By JordanShypulski,
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  15. If a man can can a toucan in one can, then can a toucan can a man in two cans?

    By TheJuminator,
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  16. no offense, but much disrespect, you look like a victim of hygiene neglect

    By greazey_bob,
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  17. The Ol' Glory Hole truck stop... Where the bathroom attendants are a bunch of dicks and the sodapop is colder than room temperature.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  18. Nice to meet you Chicka Chicka Slim Shady. I'm Chicka Chicka Bow Wow.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. The scowl of Ice Cube compels you!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  20. D-D-D-Dig it, Dig it quick, and deep, cuz we all want mo-mo-mortality clarity hey ho Harry, see?

    By BLOOOR,
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  21. O.G. Noam Chomsky's bad to the bone

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Been analyzing people’s reactions to my name, and you’re the first one to take me seriously. Thank you.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. If I have five apples, and you take away three of my apples, how long do you think you’ll survive before I find you? Because I will find you.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  24. Fish and visitors stink after 3 days...but also corpses.

    By audrew,
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  25. *sound of throwing up* Welcome to Vomity Bag Bag!

    By Butt Park,
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