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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This won't be easy, Mr. Peasy. We have to remove your lemons.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  2. was a monkey flinging its' poop the first ever sewage system?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 364 views

  3. It's getting Hoth in here, so take off all your Poes, Damerons that is.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 351 views

  4. The secret to taming wild, frizzy hair is to show no fear and talk to it in a calm, soothing voice.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 372 views

  5. That oven isn't going to clean itself. Unless it's one of those fancy self-cleaning ovens, in which case, stop rubbing your wealth in my face.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 366 views

  6. To make a long story short, cut the book in half. Here, use my scissors.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Little scuba divers bumping against my window? Treasure chests in my living room?...This truly is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 338 views

  8. This week, Dateline presents a new best-of "To Catch a Predator: The Little Prince Edition."

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 469 views

  9. Whom will Rachel give the rose? Find out on tonight's Dratchelor!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 360 views

  10. That rash didn't get there all by itself, Monty Hall! I mean, I'll take what's behind door number three.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 453 views

  11. Your girlfriend explaining to your friends her previously unmentioned enthusiasm for eugenics was filmed before a live studio audience.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 474 views

  12. And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the number of years you'll spend in prison.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 383 views

  13. The Rusty Trombone now #1 on Riker's Island

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 430 views

  14. Ground Control to Captain Ron, commencing movie eyepatch on.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 361 views

  15. I missed my flight from Dallas so I had to take one of those old-timey railway handcars to get here, and boy are my arms tired.

    By Rose_Cream,
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  16. This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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    • 546 views

  17. all these malicious online anti-feminist posts seem to be scripted in H8TML

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 335 views

  18. Mr. Miyagi is more like Mr. So Soggy.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 1 reply
    • 422 views

  19. I could really go for some flat chested broad minded low income high output middle class shit are we rolling?

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. i copy cats

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 423 views

  21. the precise maestro sprays only the nappiest of baptists in magenta placenta

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 4 replies
    • 677 views

  22. Scabracadabra!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 396 views

  23. Paranoia? Hahaaaa why the fuck would I want paranoia for lunch? Oh, Yoshinoya? Hahaaaa why the fuck would I want Yoshinoya for lunch?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 436 views

  24. I have an open door policy. If I see an open door, I eat it!

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 1 reply
    • 561 views

  25. Levis 501 jeans. Leviiis 501 jeaaans. Barbecue sauuuuce!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 442 views
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