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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What It Do, Niece? (Gender equality, of course.)

    By MattVanEpps,
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    • 560 views

  2. Seize the moment...

    By Ticholas,
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    • 461 views

  3. It's been a while since my wife told Cake Boss to Heynongman. Hashtag K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B.

    By heynongdeeprockman,
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    • 307 views

  4. Mr. President, I'm starting to think you don't even want to welcome the cries of the martyrs!

    By PaulHogue,   
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  5. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will apparently fear no prepositions.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 599 views

  6. Sweetheart, grandma's gone to a better place. She hated the suburbs.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 422 views

  7. We welcome you with open arms, so we'd appreciate it if you would put on a mask and leave the forceps alone.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 405 views

  8. I'm going to have to dilate your pupils, so I hope they like donuts.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 404 views

  9. It's no accident that "Scott Aukerman" is an anagram of "Karma Cute Snot"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 436 views

  10. If I could build you a castle, I would, but you should realize what a horrible waste of time that would be.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 467 views

  11. Live, from the top of the Chrysler Building! We're right next to the North Loop Kia past where that Shakey's burned down.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 419 views

  12. Casper is a friendly ghost, but someday he's going to hear his origin story.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 401 views

  13. Bible studies? Bible studies! Oh, Bible studies; The revenge? No, Bible studies; The original trilogy. I'm no mormon

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 429 views

  14. I know we find it uncomfortable to talk about those bumps around the nipple, but it's time we have a serious national conversation.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 386 views

  15. You are the grout in the tiled shower of my cheap-ass life motel. Sorry about the pee.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 455 views

  16. What's Shakin, Turkey Bacon

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 800 views

  17. on the cryptic triptych is where i wipe my shit-dick

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 421 views

  18. Move over Squatty Potty, here comes the Quitter Shitter! Never shit again!

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. We're going to build a wall in the elevator, and we're going to get the Girl from Impamania to pay for it

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 437 views

  20. UMBERTOS DEAD...umbertosdead...mbrtsdd...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 366 views

  21. heavy is the head, but auker is the man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 349 views

  22. Cindy Crawford and Orange were my first Crushes.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 400 views

  23. My idea for Cold Air Balloon rides never really seemed to take off...

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 398 views

  24. Once you go black its likely you have frostbite.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 399 views

  25. In nineteen hundred & seventy two Columbo sailed the ocean blue & turned back at the last moment to ask just one more question

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 333 views
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