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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sure your nipples can cut glass, but can they cut the grass?

    By daddysboy,
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  2. Sure, a woman puts on a Chewbacca mask and starts laughing and gets famous, but when I do it I just get a fine for masturbating in public??

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Sure, and if you shave your dog’s ass and train her to walk backwards people will probably ask her for Danny Devito’s autograph.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Sure, blood is thicker than water but I don't think it added anything to the slip and slide.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Sure, but I'm more excited to watch the porn parody: "Young Pope, Dumb Pope, and Full of Cum Pope"

    By Spagnostic,
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  6. Sure, crappling hooks will get you to the top of buildings, but the stench isn't really worth it

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Sure, everyone has a soft spot for Hodor, but believe me, you can get pretty tired of your lover always shouting their own name as they climax.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Sure, he fights apes, races cars and explores entire galaxies...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Sure, I could submit a catchphrase that revolves around the word "fartsauce", but you know what, I'm classier than that.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Sure, I expected Peter Weller to Robo-cop a feel but I didn't think he'd Fuckaroo my Brown-eye.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Sure, I know there are plenty of fish in the sea. But I don’t see how that helps me get laid, you fish-loving pervert.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. Sure, I may be a huge Hollywood star, but I'm still a down-to-earth totally regular guy... who likes his pies like he likes his dressing gowns: artisanal French silk.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Sure, I'm rich. I worked hard to not be called, Dick. You got a few bucks I can borrow?

    By MattyJennings,
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  14. Sure, it will cost you an arm and a leg.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. Sure, JK Simmons is great in comedies, but in dramas I far prefer "You guys, I'm Totally Serious" Simmons.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Sure, Linus's blanket found at the Best Buy indicated semen, peck holes and feathers. But he couldn't be there, not on the Snoopy/Celltower timeline.

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. Sure, Mario Kart is fun, but I'm proposing something new. Mario Fart.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  18. Sure, Misery loves Three's Company, but why is Kathy Bates flirting with Norman Fell?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  19. Sure, my daddy taught me how to walk... walk right out the door!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Sure, Polly wants a cracker, but I don't indulge the whims of pejorative pushing poultry.

    By Junk Fungus,
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  21. Sure, Spencer is for hire, and Magnum's rates are reasonable, but you get double the dick with Simon and Simon.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. Sure, the slow clap is a worn-out trope, but it's a heckuva lot better than the speedy syphilis

    By bale_of_hail,
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  23. Sure, they look cute. But those raccoons you let in the house are gonna have to shit somewhere.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. Sure, they say "show, don't tell"...

    By dw3000,
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  25. Sure, this horse was my gift to you, but it's yours now so look at it however you want

    By BradDer,
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