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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like John Turturro
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The title of this episode is “The Long Wet Fart”. Stay tuned to find out why!
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Ferrigno
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The title of this episode is “Baloney Money”. Stay tuned to find out why!
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where seldom is heard a discouraging word but often is smelled an odiferous turd.
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Opinions are like assholes—everyone except my uncle Vernon “Sphincterless” Jones has one.
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A horse walks into a bartender. The bartender says “Walk much, longface?”
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Trejo.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “We have a drink named after you!” The horse says “You have a drink named Rodeo Kyle the Ass-Lipped Wonder Stallion?”
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Idle hands are the turgid member’s playthings.
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Who would win in a fight: Rocky the Squirrel, Rocky Balboa, or songwriting team Felice and Boudleax Bryant, composers of the hit country song—and one of Tennessee's ten official state songs—“Rocky Top”?
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Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning. It was me. By which I imply that I slept with your mom last night. Which I did. Because I’m your father. Now take out the trash, son. And by trash, I mean your mom.
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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of ass and bubblegum, so it seems I’ve painted myself into something of an existential corner.
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Anti-comedy ain’t funny. You know what’s funny? A sideways butt with googly eyes making fart noises. That’s funny.
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Welcome to Comedy Bang. Regretfully, we had to let Bang number two go because he was humping the microphone.
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Well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a word word word in the bush.
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Let me not to the marriage of your chin and deez nuts admit impediments.
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The minister’s cat is an anthropomorphic cat because an anthropomorphic cat is what the minister needs to rationalize his meaningless existence.
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