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Colfax McLiverneck

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    Pants down, hands up. Doze nuts are under arrest!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    No shoes, no shirt, no service. No pants, no socks, let’s rock!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pantsless Manfred is my name and shocking joggers is my game.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My pants or the lack thereof shall not be construed as an endorsement of nuts, deez or otherwise.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My menacing mummy mollified Millicent’s murderous Moldovan mastiff with a mesmerizing murmuration.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There’s a party in my pants but my pants are on the roof.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In a word without pants… he alone holds the key to protecting deez nuts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The last stage of all is plugs; sans comedy, sans bang, sans pants, sans everything.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pantsless, we beat on, backs against the current, borne free-balling it into the past.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’ll see your veracity and raise you one mendacity.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Notice: the party in my pants has been cancelled due to my lack of pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Shake it like a pantaloon party

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Exceptional edibles impel unintelligible mutterings of mendaciously suspicious veraciousness.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jimmy cracked the grand unified theory of pants and corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Good day, pants. I SAID GOOD DAY

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Heynong, pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  17.  

    Is that your final pantswer?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  18.  

    There’s no business like no-pants business.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Keep your pants on, ladies of France. We can see everything through that hole in the wall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight pants-free stroller.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What do Winnie the Pooh, Donald Duck, and your mom right after I climbed out of her bedroom window last night have in common?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love the smell of no pants in the morning.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yea though I walk through the valley of pants, I shall wear none, for they doth bind up my rod and my sack.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    These are not the pants you are looking for.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    On a dark desert podcast / Warm wind in my pants / Dank smell of burritos / Rising up through the chairs

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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